Whoa, hey! Don't touch me!
The name's Soren.
I'm always honest and my clothes never fit right.
I have perpetually messy hair. I'm kind of snarky.
All I want in life is to be friends with you and hold hands.
(No hookups please! Sorry, I'm just not into that!)
Drinking Diet Coke.
/ˈgäbəldēˌgo͝ok/ Noun: Language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms; nonsense.
see also: Panicking
and also: Hiccuping
Oh, and cursing excessively. You're welcome.
* I'm an octogenarian in a twelve year old's body.
Blue October, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kanye West, Modest Mouse, and Fever Ray are my top favorites right now. It's all subject to change.
Books: Think Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King and Wally Lamb
Movies: Tekkonkinkreet, Ghost in the Shell, The Flying Scotsman, Ink, A.I Artificial Intelligence, Lord of the Rings, Spirited Away, Heart String Marionette, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, The Truman Show.
Food:I'm a picky eater.
Do fish have feelings?
What if video game characters really do exist and they are trapped inside their respective video games and they resent you for everything you make them go through?
Also, my brain never shuts up. So there is that.
You like flowers and you want to talk about them.
You want to cuddle me up or maybe pat me for awhile.
You're a giant and you want to step on me.
You want to be my friend.
You're really into Dragon Age.