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My self-summary
*Brak Voice*
Whoa, hey! Don't touch me!

The name's Soren.
I'm always honest and my clothes never fit right.
I have perpetually messy hair. I'm kind of snarky.
All I want in life is to be friends with you and hold hands.

They/Them He/His

(No hookups please! Sorry, I'm just not into that!)
What I’m doing with my life
*laughs loudly*

Drinking Diet Coke.
I’m really good at
/ˈgäbəldēˌgo͝ok/ Noun: Language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms; nonsense.

see also: Panicking

and also: Hiccuping

Oh, and cursing excessively. You're welcome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm bammin' slammin' booty-licious.*

* I'm an octogenarian in a twelve year old's body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blue October, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kanye West, Modest Mouse, and Fever Ray are my top favorites right now. It's all subject to change.

Books: Think Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King and Wally Lamb

Movies: Tekkonkinkreet, Ghost in the Shell, The Flying Scotsman, Ink, A.I Artificial Intelligence, Lord of the Rings, Spirited Away, Heart String Marionette, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, The Truman Show.

Food:I'm a picky eater.
Six things I could never do without
This is not important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if robots really can love?

Do fish have feelings?


What if video game characters really do exist and they are trapped inside their respective video games and they resent you for everything you make them go through?

Also, my brain never shuts up. So there is that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Crying/working/eating/ gaming it up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You were Zack Fair in another life.

You like flowers and you want to talk about them.

You want to cuddle me up or maybe pat me for awhile.

You're a giant and you want to step on me.

You want to be my friend.

You're really into Dragon Age.
The two of us