The following is my old self summary that had mixed results. I think most did not understand:
Who really gives a shit? I wish I wasn't so smart. I'm too fucking nice. I really only speak when there is something profound or funny to say. I have an expensive drug habit, but that's okay I have a good job that pays for it. Scared yet? You should be. I took one of those 200+ question personality tests to find out I'm an INTJ (look it up). Whatever...
Sushi, pizza, candy, salads, Mexican food, Thai, Authentic and American Chinese food, Indian food,
I like a lot of shit especially music, really don't know where the fuck to start.