24 Bothell, United States
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My self-summary
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO. I'm Hello. My name is Robert. I'm not very serious about anything. Life is one big joke to me. I can't be your knight in shinning armor but I can be your geek in tin foil. I stress the geek part, I geek over video games comic books and sports.
What I’m doing with my life
I find this site hilarious. It matches me up with beautiful women that a guy like me has no shot to be with. Not like anybody ever reads my profile. I should just delete this thing.
I’m really good at
I think I'm funny, you will probably just think I'm weird.
I'm a good listener, I'm unbiased.
I like to think of myself as a teddy bear.
I'm really good at pretending I'm a super hero, so that I would actually matter to someone
The first things people usually notice about me
Idk probably my sparkling eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do comics count as books? My favorite book is "go ask Alice" that book is funny as hell.
My favorite movie is anything Miyazaki.
I like the show breaking bad, it makes crystal meth really appealing.
Ill listen I any music, it doesn't matter to me.
Ill eat any foods, it doesn't matter to me
The six things I could never do without
Anti depressants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I so lonely? What's wrong with me? Why doesn't anybody want me to call their own? You know some very cheerful stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lonely. Or hanging out with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have social anxiety, this is why i have an okcupid. I have a lot more to admit, just ask.
You should message me if
Haikus I write them
Not always write good haikus
But at least I try

I'm polite I swear.