Robertanon
24 Bothell, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Robert. I am a geek. Comic books, video games, and sports. I have anxiety issues but Xanax helps. I don't drive or drink alcohol because of the Xanax. Never busy. Always have time to hangout.
What I’m doing with my life
As of right now I am NEET. But I plan on getting my act together very soon.
I’m really good at
I think I'm funny. What I find funny some would find horrible. For example: a priest, child molester, and rapist walk into a bar. And then he takes a seat at the bar. Budum tss. I'm good at being goofy. I'm shy at first but open up quickly. I make a great pillow, I'm fluffy. Another example of something I find funny: child rapist are fucking immature assholes. Puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
What I think people first notice about me is that I'm fat, have lazy eyes, and that I have a shitty haircut. I guess I'm like Shrek. Onions. Layers. Donkey making waffles in the morning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do comics count as books? Dc Marvel Darkhorse Image
My favorite movie is anything Studio Ghibli
I like the show breaking bad, it makes crystal meth really appealing.
I have crap taste in music so I'll listen to whatever you want.
Food is good. I could be eating cow tongue and not know it and be fine. Tell me I'm eating cow tongue and I'll spit it out. Sour cream and avocados are my kryptonite.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order
Internet
Family
Friends
Prescribed medication aka Xanax
Toothbrush
Glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which super heroes would win in a fight. Can the Hulk rip his own head off? I think about how I'm wasting my life with comics and video games. I think about how to ask for money after donating blood and semen. Not at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lonely. Laptop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have anxiety with a side of depression. I'm not that private about it.
You should message me if
Nike. Just do it.
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