24Bothell, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Robert. I am a geek. Comic books, video games, and sports. I don't drive and I don't drink alcohol often. I'm a fluffy goofy guy. I'm like Baymax from big hero 6 but more derpy. 👊ba la la la
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
I'm good at laughing at my own jokes, pb&j sandwiches, and snorting cocaine off my dogs butthole
The first things people usually notice about me
People probably notice how timid for a big guy I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dc Marvel Darkhorse Image Vertigo
My favorite movie is anything Studio Ghibli.
I like Southpark, Breaking Bad, Archer, Bobs Burgers, American Dad, Ancient Aliens
I honestly like classical music but I can listen to any music around me and be happy. Deltron 3030
Food is amazing. I don't like sourcream or avocados. I'm willing to try most foods at least once. I'd eat haggis if I didn't know I was eating it.
Six things I could never do without
Glasses for seeing 👓 I'm super blind without them
Family(friends count as family to me, just like Vin Diesel) 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦
Internet for making life easier 💻
Water for drinking( gotta stay hydrated ) 💧
Video games to stay connected with my family and friends 🕹
Laughter a day with laughing is like a day without sunshine 😆
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which super heroes would win in a fight. Can the Hulk rip his own head off? I think about how to adult better. I think about if everyone jumped off a bridge would I jump too? The answer is yes, I wouldn't want to be alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Normally I'm playing video games with some friends or surfing the web. Once in a blue moon I'll go out with my friends and get some food and watch them drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm I'm very shy ☺️. Get to know me and I'll go into more detail.
You should message me if
You want to talk to a goofball and have funzies. Or you could go the Nike route and just do it.
The two of us