Robhuryk
28 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a squire for hire!! I love acting, I love drinking, I love cartooning, I love making crass yet cognitive jokes, I love to meet new people, I love sending my friends text messages that read like short stories and if I had to pick musician s to make the soundtrack of my life it would be a mixture of Muddy Waters, James Brown, and Edith Piaf.
What I’m doing with my life
I perform for a Childrens Theatre Company that travels around New Jersey, New York, and Long island and a Murder Mystery company based in Bayonne. I'm saving money so that I can return to grad school.
I’m really good at
making things awkward...try to underestimate my dull wit, it makes it seem sharp from a distance. I've been told I can make people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big eyes, my smile, and my enthusiastic way of speaking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are CALVIN AND HOBBES!!! Naked, Bridge to Terabithia, The Catcher in the Rye, Into The Wild, Operation Shylock, and Portnoys Complaint, pretty much anything written by Philip Roth

My favorite movies are The Graduate, Amadeus, Uncle Buck, Shaun of the Dead, Stardust Memories, Training Day, Heavyweights, A.I., and Waiting For Guffman.

Favorite TV shows: Mad Men, The Wonder Years, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Maron, The Twilight Zone, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny, The Incredible Hulk, 30 Rock, The Cosby Show, Man V. Food, The Ricky Gervais Show, The Killing, Cheers, Six Feet Under, The I.T. Crowd, An Idiot Abroad, The Larry Sanders Show, Dexter (seasons 1, 2 and 4), Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Frasier, The Sopranos, Arrested Development and Louie.

Favorite Music: QUASI!!!, Elliott Smith, NoFx, Radiohead, Hot Chip, TV on the Radio, Jeff Buckley, Glenn Miller, Bjork, Cage, Nat King Cole, Billie Holiday, Amy Winehouse, Daft Punk, Hall and Oates, LCD Soundsystem, Passion Pit, The Rapture, Ray Charles, Grizzly Bear, Ben Folds, The Decemberists, Simon and Garfunkel, Why?, Girl Talk, Death Cab, The Blow, Dan Black, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Titus Adronicus, Alabama Shakes, Blink 182, Garbage, Ella Fitzgerald, Billy Joel, Coldplay, The Hold Steady, The Strokes, Jo Stafford.

Favorite Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Company, March of the Falsettos, Sunday in the Park with George, and Cabaret.

My favorite meal is a hamburger with a side of fries and a heineken. I eat tons of hamburgers!! my favorite type of food is italian.
The six things I could never do without
Creative Outlet
iPod
Peanut Butter
Jameson
Julia Louis-Dreyfus' laugh
Running
Theatre
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time Traveling
Outer space
Dreams
The differences between men and women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Galavanting the streets of New York, with my co-workers or friends from college, so that we can inhale a flagon of ale, and make graphic yet endearing comments about our positions in life and joke about our situational sadness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of attracted to Lena Dunham and I'm left handed.
You should message me if
why not?
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