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My self-summary
Starving artist. I thrive on creativity. I'm looking for my Liz Lemon. I want an odd girl...

White boy.
Creative type.
It took me 27 years to grow facial hair.
My nephews call me Uncle "Pizza Feet".
I love pizza.
More of a winter.
Dirty blonde.
Blue Collar.
Defective Detective.
If this was prohibition times, I'd bootleg moonshine.
Intelligent Simpleton...
What I’m doing with my life
Starting the first national church of Duran Duranism.
Working for myself.
Being a starving artist.
Teaching my nephews how to man-up.
Interpretive square dancing.
Not washing my face with soap.
Slowly fine tuning my belief structure of the world around me. (I'm getting fairly good)
Making meticulous metaphors.
Craving home cooked meals.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
Updating my wardrobe.
Drinking coffee.
Bussing 2 mono tracks to an Aux stereo track
I’m really good at
Playing the guitar.
Making lattes.
Driving to random spots in SoCal and taking walks.
Writing silly love letters.
Convincing you that movie you really like actually sucked out loud.
Being sarcastic.
Sound engineering.
Deep sea rock climbing.
Not voting republican.
Netflix surfing.
Talking in accents.
Music Production.
Recreational PennySaver browsing.
Being silly.
Critiquing music and film.
Putting holes in my socks.
Walking barefoot in the rain.
Making homemade pizza.
Spying on capitalists.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Kinda looks like I've been electrocuted most the time.
My clothes. Stuck in the 80's.
My voice. People have said it doesn't match my face...
(whatever that means)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are FAR TOO MANY to just list, so I'll give you some top 5's (In no particular order) so you can get the jist...

Back to the Future
The Princess Bride
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Nightmare Before Christmas
Aresnic and Old Lace

The Time Machine
Catch me if you Can
War of the Worlds
Sherlock Holmes
Coffee Table books

30 Rock
Arrested Development
The Office
The Daily Show
The Simpsons

DURAN DURAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Beatles
Nine Inch Nails
Johnny Cash

And as far as food goes, I'm definantly a meat and potatos kinda guy!
Six things I could never do without
Duran Duran
Hot showers
The opposite sex
Six things I could never do without lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out with your mom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a fat kid. They used to call me blobbin robin:( And to date: I have successfully designed 3 different time-machines...

None of em worked though...:/
You should message me if
You should message me if you have a great joke to tell! Or for that matter, a great joke at my expense! I'm an easy target I promise:)

I value a sense of humor above anything else. If you have a great sense of humor, then deep down you know, that every little thing is gonna be alright. What's the difference between your friend and your best friend? You laugh the hardest, longest, and loudest with your best friend! Message me if you're looking for a guy to do that with:)
Also, if you love Duran Duran:)

DO NOT message me if your answer to the question," Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to procreate" was yes. That's an extremely ignorant answer. Even "smart" people can act fucking stupid! I'm pretty sure Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin had a high IQ. So don't act like killing off the "un-intelligent" will fix the world's problems. Shame on you...
The two of us