Pro or Antipasto?
Hitchcock, Scorsese or You Tube?
Those of you without photos...do you look more like Bo Derek or Bo Diddly?
Halle Berry or Berri Berri?
These are just some of the things I'd love to know about you!
I’m just as comfortable in a silk robe as I am in a terry robe!
I'm no genius although the others in the Mensa group I lead tend to disagree.
Some say I'm apathetic...but then again...I DON'T CARE !!!!
*Everybody's Got Something to Hide-Except For Me & My Monkey (Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain)
If you like to laugh I am your man.
I have a fantastic sense of humor and I’m naturally very funny I promise I will make you Laff & Smile!
I am looking to complement your life-not complicate it.
If your pix are from when Johnny Carson was the host of the Tonite Show-
don't bother writing
I really am 63 years old - people think I’m much younger .
I'm in excellent health & ALL my original parts work just fine.
Am writing a screenplay about Internet Dating- working title called "Bait & Switch" as things are NOT always what they seem here online...
I'm looking for a hip partner-a lover, a best friend, I am very romantic, caring, loving and affectionate.
I'm not a sports fan (If you are that's okay-we're partners- right?)
I perform part time as a Magician/Comedian.
My career as a "PSYCHIC" ended suddenly due to UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES
Interested in anything Show -Biz related. I love all kinds of music especially Jazz and 50's and 60's Rock and Roll...Blues, Soul, Classical & Motown.
I love animals (especially dogs) so whatever you have is a PLUS.
Anyway, my kids are grown. I have 2 sons who live out of my area.
I am in the process of Reinventing myself & on hiatus during these crazy times -so I'd be willing to move to your area if I could find work/career so that we could start a building our future together.
Wait I have a great idea!...Perhaps I could move in with you...then you could help me find work in your area .....then after a year or so if we are getting along (I don't see why not)...then maybe you & I could go out for a date!....
This is just 1 example of why some women have called me a "Problem Solver"
That doesn’t mean we can’t have a FAB magic carpet ride now. If you would like to have a new beginning with someone who will treat you like you think you deserve to be.
Walk with me, Talk with me, Believe in me, Let me prove what I say is true.
Let me earn your Love so that we can become partners.
I am very romantic & affectionate.
So in a nutshell I'm looking for someone who not only "GETS ME" but "DIGS ME".
Someone who I can do things for and will appreciate all the “good stuff I have to offer her.
I'm looking for someone who says they're there for the long run & means it.
I have many things to offer that money can’t buy.
I’m a little off beat (in a good way). BTW- I’ve been told that I’m an Amazing Kisser among other things-Free Samples on Request.......
....*Note- In certain Third World Countries I am considered Tall, Handsome, successful and a great catch!
Soup and Sandwich!........... mixed with flirty banter.......vino... ...diet coke
....... Important details of each other's lives up till the moment.........
....Cappuccino .....Tea...Nitecap.. Lot's of laughter..gentle tactile hand touching throughout.....
Bubble Bath - Silly Putty & Whipped Cream- (but only if things are going really well and we like each other).
...I'm just kidding...Silly Putty isn't till the 2nd Date!
...Plenty of Laughter..Plenty of Chemistry...... Electricity....Feel the Excitement.....Feel the Magic!......Be my Baby....