Hey there. I hate this part, you hate this part, let's just go out and see what happens.
I have a good job.
I'm a good person.
I'm widowed. Kids are grown.
I like 80's rock, live theater and pudding.
I rarely drink, I don't do drugs.
I like to watch movies as much as I like to explore the world.
I'm fully trained in the ways of "yes dear".
I have a gut, but it's great for cuddling.
I have hair on my body, because I'm not 12.
I don't separate my laundry.
You should be down with most of the above.
Be shorter than 5'7" less than 200lbs.
Have a sence of humor.
Be excited when I call.
Find comfort in my arms.
And miss me when I'm gone.
If you like Twinkies, you get bonus points.
My lack of inner monologue
My 13 toes
My tinfoil hat
The number 6