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My self-summary
Hey there.

I'm a guy.

I'm also a glass artist. I graduated a few years ago from the University of Nebraska with a customized degree in art (mostly glassblowing), natural sciences (you know, like physics and junk), and philosophy (we could be in a turtle's dream in outer-space (jk (I prefer Kierkegaard to Frank Reynolds, (but not by that much (parentheses are fun (don't you think?)))))).

Despite a propensity towards introversion, I really love to travel and experience new people. In my 29 years, I've been lucky enough to visit 13 countries and most of the states.
I've learned a lot about myself from seeing how different people choose to live. From nomadic Alabamians periodically surfing your couch, to Japanese grandfathers that require their own personal karaoke machines, to Greek grocers that touch your heart with appreciation when you're finally able to communicate to them that they've accidentally given you too much change, to drunk old Irishmen who try to sell you a cat that isn't theirs (when you weren't in the market for a cat in the first place), I think the world is too full of interesting people to limit my exposure to any small part of it, and I also enjoy run-on sentences.

I just moved to Omaha after spending a couple of years in Portland, OR, and I'm looking to meet some new people here. My favorite activities include contemplation, shooting the breeze, reading, going out or staying in with friends, watching football or hockey, playing basketball, and converting non-believers to the cult of Bill Murray.

As a full-fledged human being, I feel that there's a little bit more to me than what I can share in a few paragraphs, so if you wanna know something more, like how many elbows I have or something, feel free to ask. Just don't ask me about my elbows, though. What IS your deal with elbows? Drop it already.
What I’m doing with my life
Existential experiments
I’m really good at
Bragging. Staying alive. I'm ok at glassblowing, which is my favorite hobby, and I have an uncanny knack for winning games of any type. Most people don't find that endearing, but I have a quick wit that a lot of them do. I'm also quite handy with a shovel, if I do say so myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm drinking their milkshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dostoyevsky, Charles Dickens, Tolkien, Tolstoy, Solzhenitsyn, Alexandre Dumas, Kierkegaard, Wittgenstein, anything with soul.
Movies: BillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurray. Also, Mel Brooks movies, Tarkovsky, and Enemy at the Gates.
Music: The Red Hot Chili Peppers get me like no other band can. Honorable mentions: Third Eye Blind, Trails and Ways, Weezer, Band of Skulls, Metric, Typhoon...
Six things I could never do without
Cellular respiration
Peace of mind
Piece of Pizza
Access to a dog for snugglin'
My counting skillz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Truth, love, conscience, redemption, forgiveness, food, shiny things,...,shiny things
On a typical Friday night I am
Content but not complacent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't all.
You should message me if
You're extremely wealthy, close to death, and desperate for a husband.

Alternatively, if you think my info is interesting and you'd like to get to know me.

If you think you can be my Cherry Cola.

But...preferably the first thing.
The two of us