In the event you're still reading this after that chunk of information: hello!
I'm a vegetarian with an admittedly-increasingly-benign zeal for food politics (and an unwavering zeal for adverbs and hyphens). I play guitar and would like to grow up to be The Lemonheads. I am entirely comfortable with enjoying Gilmore Girls. I think Eddie Izzard and Mitch Hedberg are/were very funny people. I have read the Hitchhiker's Guide more times than I care to divulge, though I enjoy audiobooks more than a sighted literate person generally might.
Remember when OkCupid used to make you list three adjectives about yourself? What happened to that? If you're me, nothing:
I am contentious, hi-larious, and intellectu...ous
or in this milieu, perhaps how I gave up double-bracketing midway through the next informative section
b.) Angus, High Fidelity, Singles, Empire Records, The Blues Brothers, Bill & Ted, That Thing You Do!, Wayne's World, Back to the Future, the first Matrix, Before Sunrise/set
c.) Star Trek, Community, Futurama, Gilmore Girls, Parks & Rec, Stargate, Doctor Who, HIMYM, Scrubs, Cougar Town, King of the Hill
d.) Lemonheads, Ginblossoms, Splashdown, Ani DiFranco, Blake Babies, Dar Williams, The Hang Ups, Smoking Popes, Sloan, Pixies, late Soundgarden, early Pearl Jam, Cranberries, Sugar, Midnight Oil, sea shanties
and locally: Gonculator, Walri, The Bicycats, Sweatshop Boys, SNMNMNM, The Little Beast, Paul's Grandfather, White York, Evil Robot Us'
e.) things without meat and the cultural cuisines that accompany them
you're cool, or potentially cool, with alternative sorts of relationships, like the sort I'm currently amidst as mentioned at the top of my profile, for instance.
you have a thing for point-and-click PC graphic adventure games from a decade and a half (or more) ago.
you're in, on, or around the Rochester area and like making silly music in an exceedingly serious way.
you have a mohawk. or your head looks a lot like mine.
you don't drink, smoke or employ substances of any sort for purposes of recreation and it has nothing to do with your allegiance to a particular genre of hardcore music nor the will of a deity.
you want to trade sexual favors or multiple fistfuls of money for sound design work.
our match percentage is a grade you would have put up on the fridge.