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My self-summary
I'm mike. I'm a huge, overly wordy, dork, whose about as cheesy as one corse fondue party. I try to be honest and open as possible, but it often gets misunderstood for arrogance.

I don't really know how to describe myself without it coming out wrong. I've tried; "the sum of all conflicting stereo-typical traits." but no one knows how to picture that well.
Just know I'm can be a bit wordy, and kind of awkward, but I'm cuddly as hell damn it.
What I’m doing with my life
Evolving. my view points and outward look changes with every new major experience, so to say what the future holds is a bit misleading.
I'm currently and electrician, and have no fucking clue what I'm doing with my life.
I’m really good at
I'm really into my drum kit, so I'm really good at annoying the crap out of people with my tapping. telling stupid dad jokes. I'd like to say I'm a really good shooter, but I don't really have a frame of comparison (100 rounds, 25 yards with a hand gun. three inch grouping, my best…..good?) I also really like knives, and love practicing knife play. (really need to start practicing throwing again, I'm so rusty with that)
The first things people usually notice about me
I look huge and intimidating. anyone who knows me knows I'm just a huge fucking teddy bear.

Next would be an almost militant look, but that's kinda how I roll. function over fashion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read A LOT of online articles. I like to flip through DND books (but I haven't gamed in 7 years) I also couldn't live without "The Pocket Ref." If you don't have one, go buy one, now. no really right now. Here is the link:
I really hate to sound like uneducated swine, but thats about it. I don't pick up too many books

Movies:SLC Punk, Star trek, and hook are my absolute favorite. I also like the die hard series, indiana jones series, oceans series, Lord of the rings, and of course star wars.

I love "through the worm hole" Michio Kaku's lectures on the Floating University, house hold hackers, zero punctuation, and other stuff.

I like Music: Oasis, NoFX, Bad Religion, Avenge Sevenfold (before the rev died) Rancid, Motorhead, Fall out boy, Panic! at the disco

I like to eat. Is it edible? cool I take some.
Six things I could never do without
this is kinda a crap question. I just keep my EDC pack around. it has everything anyone may need in it. think of it like marry poplin's bag, only a bit more masculine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have internal debates where I play my own devil's advocate to punch holes in my own argument, before someone else does, so I'm readily prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping off the work week, or having a couple of drinks at home and what shenanigans I can stir up on the interweb
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually a terrible person, and you should run as far and as fast in the other direction.

I either have completely unrealistic relationship standards, or non at all.
You should message me if
I'm very pro-gun, and am more then willing to teach anyone willing to learn.

If you are going to message me, don't hesitate to be brutally honest. I can handle it.
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