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My self-summary
Glitter and whiskey, heart of a gypsy.

Rocky's my name, bourbon's my game. But also shuffleboard, when available.
What I’m doing with my life
is something along the lines of a Wes Anderson movie. More endearing quirk and witty repartee than you'd know what to do with.
I’m really good at
Google Reader.
The first things people usually notice about me
is the path of destruction in my wake.

No, actually, probably "this bitch smiles a lot".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
are all in line with the kind of image I've spent countless hours and dollars trying to cultivate. Don't worry; I'm exactly what you'd think I am, based on my favourite books, movies, shows, music, and food.

Bombs Over Baghdad is just SUPER important to me, okay?
The six things I could never do without
ermine, ersatz, Alsatians, sensations, temptations, libations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
third wave coffee. gender roles vs. pizza rolls. microbiology. whether or not I locked the front door and does it really matter?
On a typical Friday night I am
like a stepping razor, don't you watch my size; I'm dangerous. I'm dangerous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm not what they call "conventionally attractive" so I probably talk about poop and komodo dragons more than most girls.

Perks of being different, imo.
You should message me if

I wanted to put "you're into misanthropy and gore and wild beasts and pizza" but realised that this is a dating website and that would probably just get me killed. Well, still message me if you're into pizza.