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My self-summary
Haldo and greetings, fellow traveller.

Thanks for visiting my profile. As you will notice, I have tried to be as thorough as possible, and I add/edit things on a fairly regular basis.

To sum up a long read for the TL;DR people: Introverted computer nerd. Loves computers, video games, cartoons and anime, sci-fi, philosophy, cosmology, astronomy, biology, fractals/mathematics, geography, cultural anthropology, linguistics, programming, illustration, and video editing.
This is my core essence.

Now moving on for the people willing to trudge through this. Look over at that scroll bar. Yep.

My name is Brittney. My life goals are to quench my thirst for knowledge and help others. I have a partner (Amezuki). He's awesome, so I'm only open to gaining new friends to talk and do activities with.

I am solitary and don't like having many people around. I don't go out much. I am not skilled at socialization. I am rather shy and quiet, but gradually warm up over a period of time. I do not talk much in person, and am typically quite soft-spoken unless I get excited (which happens easily if you talk about stuff I love).

I enjoy video games quite a bit. I attempt to spend a fair portion of my free time playing mostly PC games of various sorts, and MAME for emulations. Some of my favorites are: League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Elite: Dangerous, Guild Wars 2, [ATS]] and other simulation games, World of Warcraft, Borderlands (1&2), Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Nethack, and Metal Slug series, Harvest Moon, and Animal Crossing.

Lately I've mostly been playing Elite: Dangerous, STO, MC, GW2, and BL2.

In accordance to the Myers-Briggs personality test I am INFJ. Apparently the rarest personality type in the world clocking in at 1%... so yeah, yay for that. Sure is lonely over here in weirdoville.

No gender stereotypes, please. If you tell me that something I do is unladylike or tell me I can't do something because I'm a "woman" I will desirously attempt to make your head explode with my death stare. Also your expectations of me will not be met if such is the case, so expecting such ultimately becomes pointless.

To me it is ALL about personality. It just doesn't matter at all to me what shapes or colors your meat suit comes in or how you dress it.
What I’m doing with my life
I fix computers, I do freelance web development, game development, illustration, and do video editing on the side. I was a nurse for many years but didn't want to continue it as a lifetime career. I run a YouTube channel, Discord server, Minecraft server, and also stream on Twitch for charity.

I mostly work with web development (HTML5, CSS, JS, PHP, JQ, and SQL). I have been dabbling more into programming languages recently. I am continuing to expand my knowledge of C++ and C#.

I primarily enjoy computers and electronics, fixing computers and electronics, graphic design, drawing, making video projects for YouTube, remastering old videos, scripting, video games, biology (genetics, marine), astronomy (astrophysics, cosmology), airplanes, spaceships, robotics, sci-fi, bunnies, cartoons and anime, world culture, and business strategy.

Yeah. Hey. Hi. You still here? Ok, cool... let's move on.
I’m really good at
Hmm. I'm really good at decorating cakes, baking in general, cooking Japanese, Chinese, and Korean food (because that's mostly what I eat), puzzles, stats, fixing computers, scripting, decryption, illustrations, 8-bit/16-bit graphics, and using my imagination.
The first things people usually notice about me
My 3ft long hair, eye color, chest size, t-shirt graphic, or how shy I am. Take your pick, idgaf.

I do not really care about physical appearance so much, as my appearance preferences aren't "average" anyways.
Personally, I am very into nerdy types.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nethack, Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Metal Slug series, TMNT 4: Turtles in Time, Space Invaders, Gun-Nac, League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, STO, Diablo series, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, DDR, Borderlands 1&2, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Bit Trip series, Super Mario Bros series, PSO, Mario Kart, Castle Crashers, Dead Rising, Legend of Kage, Zombie Panic, Golden Eye, Super Meat Boy, Mega Man, Don't Starve, Goat Simulator, Tetris, Pac Man (and Ms.), Hearthstone (because I can't afford Magic anymore), Cards Against Humanity, Race for the Galaxy, Settlers of Catan, D&D, Scrabble, chess, blackjack (never play this against me, I count cards).
I play tons more, but these are my favorites.

Primarily non-fiction material, manuals, and comic books. Tolkien's work, Lewis Carroll's work, Batman(best villains) and Tank Girl are my favorites. I have every comic of each on my computer.

Comedy, sci-fi, horror, Disney, and kung fu are my favorites.
Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Grandma's Boy, Hackers, 21, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Tank Girl, Star Trek, Star Wars, Cannibal: The Musical, Strange Wilderness, Ghost Busters 1&2, Monty Python series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Office Space, Strangeland, UHF, 5th Element, Hellraiser series, American Psycho, Alice in Wonderland, A Clockwork Orange, Beetlejuice, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Monkey Bone, Kung Fury, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, Ace Ventura, Super Troopers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (w/ Tim Curry), The Ring, Waiting, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Silent Hill, Ichi The Killer, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Austin Powers series, Repo: The Genetic Opera, The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy, Wreck-It Ralph, Mulan, Frozen.

I love cartoons and sci-fi SOOO, SOOOOOOO much.

With humans:
Doctor Who, Star Trek (favorites are TOS and TNG), Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Big Bang Theory, Stargate, Workaholics, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Sliders, Bates Motel, American Horror Story, documentaries.

Metalocalypse, Superjail, Adventure Time, Archer, Rick and Morty, Freakazoid, American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, The Venture Brothers, Batman(best villains), Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, ATHF, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Code Monkeys, Ugly Americans, Invader Zim, TMNT, Inspector Gadget, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Ducktales, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, Dexter's Laboratory, Ahh! Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Teen Titans, Project G.E.E.K.E.R., Transformers, Total Drama, Bojack Horseman, The Life and Times of Tim.

Excel Saga, Sword Art Online, Dragon Ball Z, Gundam, Shin Chan, FLCL, Macross, Voltron (or Beast King GoLion), Chobits, Slayers, .hack, To LOVE-Ru, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Evangelion, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Watamote, Parasyte, No Game No Life, Log Horizon.

Wow. Music is vast. I like Chiptune, Dubstep, Folk and Folk Metal, Heavy Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Classic Rock, Punk Rock, Pop, 80's Pop, Ragtime, Swing, Jazz, Techno, Electro, Industrial, Nerdcore, J-Pop, K-Pop, Bubblegum pop/rock/metal, lovingly-selected weird songs from the internet. I've deleted my band list because it's just a HUGE wall-o-text.

Sushi, cha siu bao, anything with red bean paste, tom yum, mapo tofu, miso udon, bisque, turkey meatballs, fish, rice, seaweed, spinach, cabbage, mushrooms, peas, garlic, geitost, dark chocolate, mango, tamarind, muffins (not blueberry), lime jello, chocolate pudding, whipped cream, tea cookies, Mountain Dew, milk, milk tea, chrysanthemum tea, matcha. That... is a fairly complete list of my diet.

I typically prefer to cook from scratch. Most of that frozen pre-prepped food is not healthy.
The six things I could never do without
In precise order:
- A 78% and 21-22% mixture of nitrogen and oxygen
- Clean water
- Nutrients (Amino acids, fats, vitamins, and minerals)
- Computers, as they are the love of my life
- Video Games to keep the crazy at bay
- Internet so I can have a social life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about everything and I can't turn it off. I see something, and I wonder why it occurs, how it works, and the affects it has on its surroundings. Pretty much how and why things and people work.

I also like to think about our universe a lot. The dominant lifeform on this planet kind of sucks. So volatile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing video games or coding at home and smoking weed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Aspergers Syndrome and mild epilepsy along with other various medical conditions.

I greatly excel at visual-spatial ability, strategic prediction, and pattern recognition. My gifts from ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder).

I've come rather far in life, especially considering all the horrible situations and people I've had to deal with. I am proud of being strong.

I feel highly uncomfortable around groups of people. This is worth noting separately. It's not an off-limits thing, just kind of hit or miss depending on my sociability levels at the time. 1-2 people is perfect.

If you want to hang out please try to keep it under two hours. I start hitting empty on my environmental tolerance bar after about 60-90 minutes and having meltdowns is something I try to avoid because they really suck.

I don't have a driving license and don't drive. I don't enjoy traveling during the night due to photosensitive epilepsy (the headlights), but can deal with it if need be. It just isn't good for me.

I love hugs and cuddles. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
You should message me if
If you want to be friends because we have stuff in common.

You would like to discuss computers, programming, astronomy, biology, video games, cartoons/anime, or sci-fi.

You also have an ASD, as we tend to get along together very well.

You would like to play PC, board, or card games together.

You would like to go to a museum or aquarium together.

I prefer to get to know someone decently before hanging out with them in person.

I may be cutesy, but I am also quite fond of twisted humor (deadpan, dark, morbid, and potty). If you do not like that then you will not enjoy my company very much, because I make a loooot of gross jokes... especially when around my friends.

All races and genders are warmly welcomed into my heart, no need to be afraid of talking to me. I'm pansexual, so I obviously don't give a crap what color your skin is or what mixture of genders you are. I also don't care how you dress, sound, or look like. <3

Gamers and/or people above 70% match can add me on Skype or Facebook. PST for name.

League of Legends: Explosive Jesus (Beta tester.)

Steam profile: Everyone is welcome to add me here.

YouTube channel:
I upload regularly.

Twitch channel:
I stream regularly.