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My self-summary

My name is Brittney. My life goals are to quench my thirst for knowledge and help others.

To sum up a long read for the TL;DR people:

Introverted computer nerd. Loves computers, video games, cartoons and anime, sci-fi, philosophy, astronomy, biology, analytics, geography, cultural anthropology, linguistics, programming, illustration, and video editing.


- I am mostly Norwegian and German.
- I am easy-going, but also very good with planning and money management.
- I typically don't enjoy crowds, or going to social events.
- Helping people in need seems to be my life passion.
- I really love bunnies.

Lately, I've mostly been playing Elite: Dangerous, Skyrim, Sims 3, BF4, and STO.

In accordance to the Myers-Briggs personality test I am INFJ-A. Apparently the rarest personality type in the world, clocking in at under 1%.
What I’m doing with my life
Fixing computers, doing website and app development, and video editing. I was a nurse for many years but didn't want to continue it as a lifetime career. I absolutely love animation and illustration, but as a career it is not for me. I run a YouTube channel, Discord server, Minecraft server, and also stream on Twitch for charity.

I mostly work with web development (HTML, CSS, JS, PHP, JQ, SQL). I have been dabbling more into programming languages the past few years and have made some auto-pathing bots with AI that sold well.

I spend a lot of time looking at dank memes. My Discord server is basically formed around memes and programming. It's a safe haven for others like myself.

I'm currently working towards bringing a good friend to America for work. Progressing much faster than I imagined it would. I am so excited for him to start a new life here. His family will be able to afford a house in the city. They will have a good lives, and their children will have good lives. This makes me so happy.
I’m really good at
Cooking and baking, fixing computers and electronics, soldering tiny things, programming, being a walking sponge of useless knowledge, money management, being a perfectionist. 👼
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair length, eye color, chest, t-shirt graphic, or that I'm shy.
Wow. Eyeballs see things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nethack, Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Skyrim,
Metal Slug, TMNT 4: Turtles in Time, Space Invaders, Gun-Nac, Elite: Dangerous, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, STO, Diablo 3, Sims 3, World of Warcraft, League of Legends, DDR, Borderlands, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Bit Trip, PSO, Mario Kart, Legend of Kage, Golden Eye, Super Meat Boy, Mega Man, Don't Starve, Goat Simulator, Tetris, Pac Man, Hearthstone,
Cards Against Humanity, Race for the Galaxy, D&D, Scrabble, chess.
I play tons more, but these are my favorites.

Primarily non-fiction material, manuals, and comic books. Tolkien's work, Lewis Carroll's work, Batman (best villains) and Tank Girl are my favorites. I have every comic of each on my cloud.

Comedy, sci-fi, Disney, and kung fu are my favorites.
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hackers, 21, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Tank Girl, Star Trek, Star Wars, Cannibal: The Musical, Ghost Busters, Monty Python series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Office Space, Strangeland, UHF, 5th Element, Hellraiser series, American Psycho, Alice in Wonderland, Beetlejuice, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Monkey Bone, Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, Ace Ventura, Super Troopers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Tim Curry), The Ring, Evil Dead series, Austin Powers series, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Room, Wreck-It Ralph, Mulan, Frozen, The Martian.

I love cartoons and sci-fi SOOO much.

STAR TREK (favorites are TOS and TNG), Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, Stargate, Firefly, The Expanse, Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Workaholics, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me, How I Met Your Mother, Better Off TED, Community, Sliders, Bates Motel, American Horror Story, documentaries.

Metalocalypse, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Archer, Rick and Morty, Freakazoid, American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, Venture Brothers, Batman, Gravity Falls, Superjail, ATHF, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Code Monkeys, Ugly Americans, Invader Zim, TMNT, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Ducktales, Dexter's Laboratory, Rocko's Modern Life, Transformers, Total Drama, Bojack Horseman, The Life and Times of Tim.

Excel Saga, Sword Art Online, Dragon Ball, Gundam, Shin Chan, FLCL, Macross, Voltron (or Beast King GoLion), Chobits, Slayers, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Evangelion, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Watamote, RWBY, Parasyte, No Game No Life, Log Horizon.

Classic Rock, 80's Pop, Pop, Chiptune,
Heavy Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Folk Metal, Folk, Trap, Ragtime, Swing/Big Band, Industrial, Nerdcore, Hip-Hop, J-Pop, K-Pop, Bubblegum pop/rock/metal, lovingly-selected weird songs from the internet.

Sushi, dim sum, pizza, anything with red bean paste, mapo tofu, meatballs, fish, seafood, chicken, rice, potato, seaweed, spinach, cabbage, mushroom, beet, avocado, mango, dark chocolate, chocolate cake, milk, matcha, soda.

I can cook anything as long as I have the recipe.
Six things I could never do without
- A 78%-22% mixture of nitrogen and oxygen
- Clean water
- Nutrients (Amino acids, fats, vitamins, and minerals)
- My glasses
- Computers
- Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- The universe.
- How and why things and people work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at home playing video games with my friends or coding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I can be kind of bossy at times, but am far from greedy.
- I don't have a driving license and don't drive.
- Sometimes I dress up in victorian gothic clothing just because.
You should message me if
- If we have stuff in common.
- You would like to play PC/board/card games together.
- You want to go somewhere together (highly unlikely to happen).

I prefer to get to know someone decently before hanging out with them in person. If you want to hang out, please try to keep it under two hours.

I'm looking for a reliable chauffeur if anybody wants a side job.

Nerds only (for romantic relationship).
Anyone for friends.
All races and genders are seen equally in my eyes.

Steam profile: Everyone is welcome to add me here.

YouTube channel:
I upload regularly.

Twitch channel:
I stream regularly.

Meow, meow, meow. Börk, börk, börk.
The two of us