25Redmond, United States
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My self-summary
I love theater popcorn.

Let's see - I'm a pretty happy guy - I love my job, I love my friends, I play soccer, I draw something new every day, etc etc. I hate self-deprecating humor because I'm the worst at it.

Get it? Ha! Wait no you didnt? Okay moving on.
What I’m doing with my life
Industrial Design! What is industrial design you ask? I design factories!?

I’m really good at
Ironically filling out what I'm really good at on dating profiles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Enders Game, Ready Player One, Designing Design, Berenstain Bears
Six things I could never do without
1. Water
2. Subtle humor
3. Peace & Love™
4.Corporate America
6. An elementary school education
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Famous Amos™ (Hail corporate america)
On a typical Friday night I am
Bob Ross n chill?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uh I ran over a rabbit once, and killed the little dude. It actually really got to me... so much that I had to pull over for a little while. It sucked.

Usually, I'm strong and manly and would have just gone home to shower in car oil, but this instance just really cut straight to my soul :(
You should message me if
You've got a bad joke. Or you think you can beat my bad jokes.

(Hint: you can't)

If you like to think about philosophical things. If you know where the sun goes every night. Actually, don't answer that, it already dawned on me. heh. Get it? "Dawned" on me?

If you like this sampler of my comedy routine. I'll be here all month. But that's it because after this month I peace out back to San Francisco.
The two of us