Let's see - I'm a pretty happy guy - I love my job, I love my friends, I play soccer, I draw something new every day, etc etc. I hate self-deprecating humor because I'm the worst at it.
Get it? Ha! Wait no you didnt? Okay moving on.
2. Subtle humor
3. Peace & Love™
6. An elementary school education
Usually, I'm strong and manly and would have just gone home to shower in car oil, but this instance just really cut straight to my soul :(
(Hint: you can't)
If you like to think about philosophical things. If you know where the sun goes every night. Actually, don't answer that, it already dawned on me. heh. Get it? "Dawned" on me?
If you like this sampler of my comedy routine. I'll be here all month. But that's it because after this month I peace out back to San Francisco.