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My self-summary
I am a master of telepathic wing-chun, and a former "leader" of a unique religious sect known only to members of the Habsburg Monarchy. When not leading revolutionary forces against the bourgeoisie trash, I enjoy perfecting my MLA citation skills & listening to (i.e. absorbing) the sweet, sweet sounds of Karl Denver.
What I’m doing with my life
Devoting myself to bringing peas & carrots together in a cosmic embrace of everlasting unity.
I’m really good at
Underwater hopscotch & political subversion.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how I dot the tees and cross the eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Who I Am: No, Seriously" by Sigmund Freud
"Thermodynamics For Lovers: Some Like It Hot" by Oscar Wilde

"Incubus" by Leslie Stevens
"Holy Mountain" by Alejandro Jodorowsky
"Every Which Way but Loose" - That damn orangutan just slays me!
Six things I could never do without
Air, Food, Water, Homeostasis, Excretion, YouTube
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lagrangian points & the mystery of D.B. Cooper.
On a typical Friday night I am
A grape-flavored piñata.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I destroyed Lynnae's precious Jack-O-Lantern in 1991. Rolled it right into traffic, out of Booga G's Bronco. BA-DOOSH!
You should message me if
You're buying in to all of this.

And, tall. Meow.
The two of us