26 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an art-handler/gallery attendant. I'm currently applying to MFA programs for poetry and playwriting. I have a BA in Philosophy. I also play drums in a shitty punk band that used to be called Bong Pig. Now it has no name. We're open to ideas.

I made this thing as a joke, hence the name "RomeoGspot," but now I'm all lonely and shit.
I’m really good at
Having anxious small talk that develops into true love.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can sing like Prince.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think I've seen every movie Pauly Shore has done. They all sucked, but I'd watch them again.
The six things I could never do without
Hookers and cash, bangers and mash, hot water and tapioca balls.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Someone told me about this once:
and I can't help thinking about the implications.
Is it so wrong?
If aliens showed up would we fuck them?
Probably only if they were hot aliens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anything ranging from drinking tea, petting cats, and reading books to drinking whiskey, petting heavy, and getting read my rights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of my good friends once said, "A good dick is a dime a dozen." I'd be happy to be one of your dozen.
You should message me if
you like any of the following:
cuddles, movies, live musical entertainment, books

but don't message me if you like shitty stuff, or if you're all shitty and shit.