30Linden, United States
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My self-summary
Welcome to my little exhibit at the dating zoo. In this habitat you will see a rare breed of American male. Unlike the common dudebro, you will not find this specimen pea-cocking with shirtless photos and copy/paste messages.

While the common dudebro male prefers drinking American pisswater beer and tailgating, the nerdlenial (Get it, Nerd+Millenial? I thought it was clever.) prefers camping and intellectual social atmospheres with cleverly crafted brews unknown to the muggle masses.

The nerdlenial derives his entertainment from the less mainstream reaches of life, avoiding the repetitive and recycled rap/pop formula with something more meaningful. Instead of pounding his chest when feeling threatened by other men while watching UFC, the nerdlenial would prefer a good movie and conversation about weather or not Han shot first, or weather or not Goku could beat Superman.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting some real effort into self improvement. I got a subscription to Planet Fitness and am looking into better job prospects. I'm waiting out the last of 2016 so all my vacation/personal gets reloaded and hitting the world full force.

Otherwise I go somewhat dormant in the winter. I can still snowboard, but haven't been out in a few years because it's boring to do alone. Netflix, crafting, and hanging out with my cat most days.

Currently working full time retail assistant management, it's not very exciting.
I’m really good at
Humor, creativity, innovation in my crafts.

Making terrible puns
The first things people usually notice about me
Green eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Standard nerd culture stuff. Lotr/Hobbit movies, Star Wars, Marvel/DC universe, anime.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, DBZ Abridged, Futurama, Big Bang Theory, Supergirl.

Rock/Metal for music. I mostly listen to European Powermetal bands with female vocals like Nightwish, Epica, Xandria.
Six things I could never do without
My cat
Internet access
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How interesting it is that time as we perceive it is a function of light traveled. That if you were to teleport to a planet 2400 light years away and point a powerful enough telescope towards Earth, you could creep on Socrates giving a class.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night Pinky....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play dagorhir
You should message me if
You're a girl who doesn't play mind games and has a nerdy and/or creative side, not to say that's the only kind of girl I would be willing to date, but that's generally where I aim. You're within 45 minutes or so of Fenton.

But odds are if you fit that description that I messaged you first. Believe me I get it, you get bombarded with copy/paste dudebros with shirtless pics non stop, but if you received a message from me it's because I read your entire profile and saw something that legitimately interests me. I don't send a whole lot of messages because I'm not a fly fisher dating type of guy, I've never catcalled in my life or thought "Wow what a hot girl, I'm gonna go hit on her and try to get her number". I was sick of highschool games back in highschool without ever even playing them, and I'm not about to start.
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