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My self-summary
Ron burgundy Here saying fuck you San Diego with the most generic self summery but it's simply and to the point an with random crap I do in it

Also a quick add in is I jus moved to this state from halfway across the country and I have absolutely no idea where anything is.

This next paragraph sucks and is very boring

Alright I'll start this very generic for now but not for long...... I like to fun and meet new people. Have a full time job Monday through Friday , i have an outgoing personality and love to travel to new places , im italian an can talk like it if i want to lol im a big Boston Red Sox and Cleveland Browns fan , I have a 09 rally edition Subaru wrx , like to just go cruising around places and getting lost lol , im new to the online thing but thought to myself , what the hell ill give it a shot ,

I'm probably one of the few people out there that actually like their job lol an because of that because nothing else to really do during the week I work lots an lots of overtime

Yes I am very random at times lol

Probably working or hanging out somewhere or if im really board probably watching netflix on my xbox. I like to talk not afraid to talk to anyone thats gotten my in trouble at previous jobs before lol.

im on this site looking for a good person that has thats got a good personality and looking for a good friend or more. i dont get into to arguments/drama not my thing. I know some of my profile is kind of stupid or different but thats who i am lol. i like to talk an say whats on my mind could get into a conversation about everything haha.

If you read that holy shit you like to read
What I’m doing with my life
well i went to school for HVACR for a year got my certificate and currently trying to get apprenticeship. Also plan on going back to school and getting into the computer science field as well.
Other then that jus have a full time job Monday through Friday. Also to blend in since I just moved here is to find bullhorns to put on the front of my car so I can be incognito.
I’m really good at
Trying to piss people off with lots of sarcasm, if you're having a bad day i can always make it better........hopefully.............i try....ill give it a shot.......something.... haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm white
Would you like a
*Smoke an a pancake or
*Flapjack an a cigarette or
*Cigar an a waffle or
*Pipe an a crepe or
*Bong an a blintz
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES : lord of the rings, terminator , hangover , clash of the titans , Austin powers , matrix , doom , the goods , saw, Ace ventura
TV SHOWS: family guy , ice road truckers , breaking bad , pawn stars , south park , the walking dead , trailer park boys , jackass, tosh.0 , futurama , fear factor, archer
FOOD: everything , beer , monster
GAMES: Borderlands 1 & 2 , mass effect series, gears of war, cod sometimes
MUSIC: rob zombie, foo fighters, disturbed , daft punk , Metallica, slipknot , lmfao , 5 finger death punch, lonely island, rammstein, collective soul, spoose
The six things I could never do without
1)my wrx
4)my dog
6)Red Sox
6)bbq chicken pizza
6)something to do/blow money on
6)super 93 octane
6)perfectly cold monster
6)sense of humor
i think thats about 6 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why samuel L. Jackson is in every single movie.

Speeding tickets suck!
On a typical Friday night I am
Finishing my work week making that overtime......if not that then
out hopefully maybe the bar something and if not wellll i have an xbox playing that cause im board out of my mind lol, or working thats always a possibility. as i said earlier i love just driving around and bullshitting time, i cant say everything then because im probably gonna be followed an get mugged or something haha i wouldnt doubt it , or somewhere bak in the past readjusting my stocks in certain things an come back to the future and be loaded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm sick of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucken plane
You should message me if
You're board and don't think this page completely sucks.