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My self-summary
I'm way to complicated and nuanced to describe in this box...cop out I know. I'm really not that complicated actually, or nuanced for that matter
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Assessing the situation
Remembering the names of actors
Trivial Pursuit
Mediating conflict
Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit
The first things people usually notice about me
1. Human
2. Male
3. White
4. Handsome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tolkien, Orwell, Shakespeare, Cormac McCarthy, Murakami, Neil Gaiman, A Song of Ice and Fire, Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman, Henry James, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Stephen King, history, Robert Anton Wilson, Poe, plays, anything that makes me think, superhero comics,

Movies: Boogie Nights, Akira, The Lord of the Rings, 2001, Clockwork Orange, Star Wars, There Will Be Blood, The Wrestler, Black Swan, Amelie, Monty Python, The Lion King, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Inland Empire, Princess Mononoke, The Neverending Story, A Tale of Two Sisters, Dazed and Confused, Children of Men, Microcosmos, Disney's Hercules (so many more I love movies)

Shows: Breaking Bad, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Girls, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, The Office, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, Louie, Arrested Development, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, American Idol, Tim and Eric, Metalocalypse, Attack on Titan, Millionaire Matchmaker
Six things I could never do without
My brain
My heart
My lungs
My liver
Seinfeld reruns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-World War III has gotta start at some point in my life
-Where does your lap go when you stand up?
-Should I delete my facebook?
-What animals are thinking
-Maybe I'll move to some remote island in the Pacific to spend the rest of my days reading and writing my magnum opus
-The long term effects of constantly staring at screens
-The Japanese
-The English
-What if various people from my life were in a room together watching a TV that was showing exactly what I was doing at the moment but I didnt know I was being watched? What would they say about me? Do they laugh at me when I talk to myself while making a sandwich?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar talking about life with 40 year old moms
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was in 8th grade I saw The Return of the King 7 times in theaters...and cried each time
You should message me if
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