What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick
I'm a laid back music loving nerd. I like playing guitar, cycling and beer, not at the same time. Maybe I'll save that for my circus act.
I think my favourite film would have to be lord of the rings, its just epic, no they can't just get the eagles to take them to mount doom! I also enjoy SciFi like star wars, the fifth element and alien.
Other films I like include: the departed, gangs of new York, the godfather. The ending to the Shawshank redemption never fails to make me smile.
As far as books goes, I challenge you to find a funnier book than the hitch hiker's guide the galaxy. Also been reading the light bringer series by brent weeks which is awesome!