I oppose condiments. Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
Cowboy boots have magical powers.
In a long-term, poly relationship with purplefunpuppy.
Girlfriend in a Coma
Broken Social Scene
The most formative movie of my life is Citizen Kane.
David Sedaris. Hunter S. Thompson. Camus. Ron Carlson. Nate Silver. Anything not written by Malcolm Gladwell.