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My self-summary
Hello. It's very nice to meet the hypothetical you.

I'm a curious, creative, witty, kind fellow seeking someone who appreciates such things. My interests include juggling, games, puzzles, science, math, language, recursion, and lists of interests. I used to play a lot of volleyball, then switched to tennis, then switched to social dancing, then back to volleyball. My undergraduate degree is in Drawing, something which do far too rarely these days. I enjoy learning things. I once wrote the exact sentence you are currently reading.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for Apple, writing software to test other software. Sorry, I don't know why your hard drive is making that funny noise.

I used to juggle and perform comedy professionally, but those are now mostly relegated to hobbies. I love games of most sorts.

I'm looking to meet that special someone's aunt's brother's daughter.
I’m really good at
Juggling, constructing clever word puzzles, playing go, making people laugh. I have a well-earned reputation as a smartass, but I try to be a kindly one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not an oat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (a tiny and semi-random subset): Watership Down, The Phantom Tollbooth, Last Chance to See, Billy Bathgate, most Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker, and Martin Gardner. Much of what I read these days is nonfiction, mostly math and science with a bit of history thrown in.

Movies: Rushmore, Monsters Inc., Gandhi, Peasant's Quest. The list of movies everyone but me has seen is rather long.

Music: Paul Simon, Dar Williams, Andrew Bird, Brett Dennen, The Who, Tom Waits, among many others. I'm a lyrics junkie.

Food: Thai, Mexican, Italian, Skyline Chili.
The six things I could never do without
1. Friends
2. Laughter
3. Verbs
4. Additional laughter
6. The number five
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
staying up unreasonably late, or playing volleyball and then staying up unreasonably late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My left eyebrow has a secret crush on my right nipple.
You should message me if've decided by this point that you should message me. I mean, really, am I going to change your mind at this point?