48Sunnyvale, United States
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My self-summary
To quote Paul Simon, I'm working on a rewrite. (Just of my profile; my life is pretty good.) It's been a while.

I'm a curious, creative, witty, kind guy seeking someone who appreciates such things. My interests include juggling, games, puzzles, science, math, language, recursion, infinite loops, and juggling. I play a lot of volleyball these days. I have an art degree but don't make nearly as much art these days as I should. I love learning. I love the outdoors and should spend more time there. I once wrote the exact sentence you are currently reading.

Addressing an elephant on the page: You've probably already noticed that I'm an "older guy seeking younger women." I'm aware of how that might look. My excuse is that I'm still holding out some hope for biological children. Feel free to message me and let me know if that's a lame excuse.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a well-known tech company, writing software to test other software. In my spare time I play volleyball, write word puzzles, and play (and occasionally design board games).

I used to perform juggling and comedy professionally. I still juggle regularly as a hobby, and make people laugh as an unquenchable habit.

I'm looking to meet that special someone's aunt's brother's daughter.
I’m really good at
Juggling, making people laugh, repeating things I've already mentioned, constructing clever word puzzles, and posting devilshly witty blog comments. I have a well-earned reputation as a smartass, but I try to be a kindly one.
The first things people usually notice about me
My flying suit made of an indestructible alloy. No wait, that's Iron Man. I'm always getting us confused.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Phantom Tollbooth made me a lot of what I am today. I've read Watership Down far more times than I remember. I recently joined the ranks of Hamilton! obsessives. I love Wes Anderson, but many of my friends can't stand him, so I won't hold that against you. I don't watch any TV these days, though I'm aware I'm missing some really good stuff. When it comes to music, if it has really good, twisty lyrics, chances are I like it. Paul Simon blows me away.

I often eat food.
Six things I could never do without
1. Friends
2. Laughter
3. Making friends laugh
4. A working vascular system
6. The number five
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
staying up unreasonably late, or playing volleyball and then staying up unreasonably late. I'm, um, rather a nightowl.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit nothing! Nothing! You have no evidence!
You should message me if've decided by this point that you should message me. I mean, really, am I going to change your mind at this stage?
The two of us