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My self-summary
A D.C. native that spent a bit of my childhood in Quantico, came back, then went into the Air Force. There I lived in Tucson, Arizona. It was a shock and kind of boring to me, but that's AZ.

I like to travel, and spent some quality time in Qatar ( twice), where I learned that I'm immune to most of the effects of alcohol.
What I’m doing with my life
I was in the Air Force for a while and got some great experiences from that (including the worst Las Vegas trip ever), but that's over. I'm working retail now (with a bit of temping on the side) until I get something better. It's not so bad, and like the military, I have a few stories about the nutcases you get there (freak outs, runaways, pee-pants, you name it, I probably saw it). I'm still debating about other things in my life, but that's for another time.

I've decided to get into college before I get too old (i.e. my free ride from Uncle Sam runs out), so I'm looking now.
I’m really good at
Turning green dotted profiles into red dots. Yellow doesn't exist for me. I also have the ability to make people NOT laugh. Hell, I'm doin' it right now and you didn't even notice.

Keep this to yourself, but I make a bad ass ice-cream soup. Pee-Wee Herman stole it from me when I was a kid. Then he went to the movies...

You'll notice on my six things, I don't have food, or oxygen on that list. That's because I breathe nitrogen and feed off my own smug sense of satisfaction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I'm a fan of ridiculous movies like Crank: High Voltage, Pacific Rim, and Bridesmaids (don't hate). Bad movies like Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li, How Stella Got Her Groove Back (the secret ending rules) and White Dog are fun, too.

Music: I've recently become a fan of Katzenjammer (I liked "Demon Kitty Rag", so what?). I like other genres, but nothing specific really. Viva la Bieber.

Food: I love pancakes! I'd eat 'em every day If I had the time... Like half of the black male population of America: Orange Soda(some stereotypes are hard to break when they're so good). I also have a thing for pomegranates (though they're a bitch to prepare and eat), Italian food and Sushi.

Since everyone else is doing it, TV Shows: I love Futurama, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, American Dad, The Colbert Report/Daily Show, True Blood (another "Don't hate), and Arrested Development. A friend got me into Dr. Who, and I just got into 30 Rock (thank you syndication). My guilty pleasures have got to be Jersey Shore (see ya, meatballs) and Tosh.0.
Six things I could never do without
1. Any type of GPS
2. Bad Movies
3. My Mustache (had a string of bad luck when I lost that)
4. Friends
5. Enemies (haters gonna hate)
6. My nephews (I love those little imps to death)
I spend a lot of time thinking about

That bad Street Fighter movie (heh, which one?). How the hell can you punch someone so hard that they get cancer? It should've earned an award for that.

Also, who thought Jay Leno playing as a "bad-ass" cop was a good idea? At least this came out of it:
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, getting ejected from museums/etc. because of said friends, or wandering the streets, looking for loose candy.

Sometimes I just hang around Downtown Silver Spring. Don't know why...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't eat hot dogs. No, it's not because of something like homophobia or phallicophobia (I'm making up words now). It's just because I've become a wiener-snob, and snob on wieners. Bratwurst are the superior tubed meat.
You should message me if
You DIDN'T read my profile.

I just bought a smartphone worth playing things on and I'm hooked on Words with Friends. I suck, though. So if you want easy wins, look me up.

Into stories about crazy military people/things? I'm full of 'em, I just gotta clean out the other junk first ('NAM).

P.S. Bonus points go to the lady that sends me the worst pick-up line they can think of. Come on, I'm sure you've heard a few terrible ones!
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