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My self-summary
OKCupid is terrifying but I think all of us are going to get through this okay. Say hey!
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved back to Maryland after a few years in the Big Apple. I write about court cases by day, freelance for Baltimore's free newspaper of note by night/weekend. I'm mostly on this website to scope out pictures of everyone's cool dogs.
I’m really good at
remembering who starred in what movie, witty comebacks that are 10 seconds late.

I was an Eagle scout.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES: Ghostbusters, Aliens, Fury Road, Django Unchained, RoboCop, The Third Man, Little Shop of Horrors, The Nolan Batmans, You're Next, Halloween III. Anything from John Carpenter.

TV: Better Call Saul, The Flash, Review, Broad City, It's Always Sunny, Fargo. I write a weekly column about GOTHAM with two lady friends.

Books/Comics: Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Ernest Hemingway, Kate Beaton, Grant Morrison, Bryan Lee O'Malley. Trying to check out more non-dude writers, feel free to drop me some recs.

Music: Prince, Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, Janelle Monae, Hall & Oates. Selected Yacht Rock.

Food: Chicken Tikka, Carry out lo mein, pizza, tacos, ramen. I make a mean chili.
Six things I could never do without
I dunno I'll come back to this!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever I'm watching or reading

Carrie Fisher's Twitter

What Daft Punk look like under the helmets (if there's even anything under there??)
On a typical Friday night I am
leaning against my car while contemplating the beauty of a nearby lake or stream. Or, you know, drinking at Club Charles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time at a weird Rolling Stone party my roommate and I asked Taye Diggs if he would take a photo with us. He thought we were asking if he'd take a photo of us. I still regret correcting him.
You should message me if
You look at all this and say "'Rumbledethumps is a guy who can get things done. I wonder what makes him tick? I wonder if he'd be interested in knowing what makes me tick?"

You've got opinions

You know who runs bartertown.
The two of us