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My self-summary
Runs with suitcase? yes. Got baggage? oh, H*ll no!

So, here goes...
About me? Dive bars. New restaurants. Vintage coats. Good beer. Decent wine. Simple food. Complicated people. Underground 80s music. Big Band Swing. Mid-century furniture. Driving fast. Kissing slow. Traveling to places no one else would dream of going. Doing things that make people laugh. Lots of laughing.

I have no kids (that I know of). I'm friends with my Ex (if you are bitter with yours, please do not apply) I'm a Freelance (do we still say that?) Design Consultant. (Why did I capitalize that?) In other words, I appreciate but don't need your money.

Do you have....
> A sense of humor
> Integrity
> Patience
> Intelligence
> Compassion
> Strength
> Loyalty
> Kindness
> A passion for travel, family and friends?

Well, then, let’s get at this!
What I’m doing with my life
Living it! Try it - it's awesome!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Heuristic evaluations and low-fidelity prototyping.
Explaining what those two things are.
Rewiring a lamp.
Teaching graphic design to medium security inmates.
Making chocolate chip cookies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno. Not really something that comes out in conversation. You tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC: Alternative. Anything but that finger-on-chalkboard kind of Jazz. Big band, Swing, NOLA...all great though.
TV: I guess I would say Walking Dead, Grimm (yeah, I know. But a friend of mine is in the cast), American Horror Story, (hmm. pattern here? OK, anything that would make us both laugh).
MOVIES: Young Frankenstein, Gray Gardens, Spinal Tap, True Stories (David Byrne).
FOOD: Pretty much anything but Brussel sprouts. I can explain. Oh, and, um, I put peanut butter on my pancakes. Some people are disturbed by that. Elvis would understand.
Six things I could never do without
1) Oxygen. Never really tried but I believe the research.
2) A paycheck.*
3) Travel plans or dreams.
4) My two big dogs, my friends and my family. Not necessarily in that order.
5) Thrift stores.
6) Compassion for those around us.

* I have tried but I don't recommend it - trust my personal research.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what can I do this Friday that isn't pathetic.
On a typical Friday night I am
occasionally pathetic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
OK. Now if it's private, why would I put that on the Google? You'll have to ask me in person. See also Pancakes.
You should message me if
you read this far and didn't run for the exit.
The two of us