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My self-summary
Phew. I'm just going to completely start this sucker from scratch, instead of just adding to it every once in a blue moon.

Hi! I'll just start this by putting it out there that I am a member of the polyamorous community. Living in Grand Rapids has taught me that it can be very hard to find community if you aren't mainstream. I love my current friends, but it'd be nice to just have people to get together with, to just be fully myself around. Who knows, maybe I'll find that here :)

Besides that little nugget of "me" I'm not too crazy of a person. I'm an avid reader, love fall, have been known to be taken with geeky passions, and am a super passionate person. I'll go to the ends of the earth for the people I love. I've calmed down over the past couple of years, but I'm still a feisty gal. I like to doodle, I like going for walks, and I love music...I'm a music whore; most of it makes me happy and will have me dancing and singing like an idiot. I have a lot less shame than I used to, and I'm totally okay with that.

I have Endometriosis, which basically means, no babies, no gluten and random achy days, but I've been making lemonades out of the whole situation, so no worries :)

I love geek gatherings. I enjoy ren faires, steampunk conventions (totally have a steam costume), and am really jonesing to go to a comicon at some point.

Let's see...what else? I guess you can just talk to me and see what else I have going on. I may be snarky, but I'm pretty nice if you give me any reason at all to be.
What I’m doing with my life
I've worked the rainbow in concerns to jobs. I've detail cleaned elementary schools, sold cell phones, worked at an arena, the Hell that is retail, and I've been a factory rat, to name a few. At the time, Michigan's economy completely blows, so I nanny for a couple of kids during the week

I've been devouring books, as of late, and am always looking for new suggestions (I'm kind of a geek so I generally stay in the fantasy/scifi wheelhouse)

i may not be buff, but I love to work out. I got back into a good gym routine again recently and am looking forward to toning back up a bit :)
I’m really good at
Ummm...I'm good at a few things. I'm a good listener, but I can talk your ear off in an instant. Also, I like to think I'm good at making people laugh, as generic as those qualities are...Addition: I've been told I have a very welcoming personality, and I'm the type of person that it's very easy to open up I guess I'm just good at being a friend?
The first things people usually notice about me
I tend to kind of dance when I'm out and about..not like, full blown or anything, but enough to get teased by my friends from time to time. Otherwise, maybe my moderate height..who knows? If anyone figures out what they notice first about me, then feel free to let me know *laughs*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
NO ORDER AT ALL (a)Books: Rune Lords, The Hobbit/LOTR, The Ender Series (I think I might have preferred the Shodow books), Little Women, The Vampire Lestat, the Souless series, Hunger Games, How To Be a Woman, Average American Male, manga, pretty much most of the fantasy books I've ever looked at lol

(b)Movies: The Princess Bride, LOTR, The Big Lebowski, The Shawshank Redemption, The Trouble With Angels, Gravity, Puss In Boots, Duck Soup, Pitch Perfect, Snatch, The Avengers, Goonies,

(c)Shows: Face Off, Key and Peele, Adventure Time, Regular Show,GangLand, Chopped, Daria, ATHF, China IL, Jeopardy, Cosmos, Inside Amy Schumer

(d)Music: I'm super eclectic. I just don't really care for most country music and I'm picky about rap and r&b. I'm pretty open to most everything else. Mumford & Sons, Afrojack, Muse, Michael Buble, Johnny Cash, Lana Del Ray, Franz Ferdinand, OK go,

(e)Food: I pretty much place across the board here
Six things I could never do without
My Significant Others
Sweet Tea
My cellphone
Grocery Shopping Trips (I find them therapeutic)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next tattoo will look like. I have the basic concept but need to work out the details.

What in the name of Hades I'll be doing a year from now.

What I should read next.

Why Princess Peach always insists on hanging out in situations that will result in her being trapped in some creeper's castle
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I'm out downtown. Sometimes I'm in playing video games or watching Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still have the pink teddy bear my dad gave me the day I was born. Also, I have some odd phobias...If you really want to know about them, message me and I will let you know...then you can laugh at me *smiles*

I would much rather get a message talking about books or music that I might possibly like, or even thought provoking questions based off of something I might have mentioned in an email or typed in this profile. I'm not a fan of shallow, dead ended conversations, and one of my pet-peeves is the random person who just sends me a message say "u r hott"...not only is that a terrible way to get someone's interest, but it lacks creativity and shows that you probably don't I not even worth spelled out words?
You should message me if
I'm mostly looking for social contacts, but am keeping myself fully open to possibilties. Also, if you're bored, feel like talking,think I'm outrageously foxy, or think you can impress me with your wit, or know of any cheesy pickup lines.

Ones I've gotten:

"Baby ... you are like fake flowers, you'll be beautiful forever!"

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

"Your like a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you"

"If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty."

"Baby, if you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long"

"If I could be anything I'd be a tear so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die in your lips."

"Hi, I'm Rob. I just wanted you to know what name you'll be screaming in ecstasy later on tonight..."

"If I had a choice between going home with you or winning $1,000,000, I'd probably take the million. But it'd be close. It'd be really close."

"Guy: So I have a watch that tells the future. Girl: Oh yeah? Guy: Yeah, and it says... Hm... Actually it says that all of your clothes are on my bedroom floor. Girl: Really. Guy: Yup. Oh shit *taps his watch* I'm sorry. It's an hour fast. "

"do you know C.P.R? Cause you take my breath away"

"I just wanted to let you know your tag is showing... it says made in heaven"

"I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south."

"That shirt is very becoming on you...but then again, I'd be cumming on you too."

"If you were a contest, I'd enter you."
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