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My self-summary
I grew up in CT and came to the city to go to NYU. I graduated in 2012 and have been working and living in the city ever since. Can often be found passive-aggressively passing people on the street or subtweeting the MTA.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working full-time for an agency and doing some writing on the side. It's not lost on me how lucky I am.
I’m really good at
I pride myself on my ability to make people laugh and to offer a tasteful, yet sarcastic view on just about anything. Also distasteful views. I specialize in those.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to say my sense of humor. In reality...I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Godfather, Goodfellas, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Star Wars (and sequels thereof), Hoosiers, He Got Game, Sandlot, The Jerk

24, Homeland, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Parks and Recreation, House, Seinfeld, Friends, The League, House of Cards, Sopranos


Most books with the word Potter in the title
Six things I could never do without
My phone
My computer
A cup of coffee to get the day started, then several more after that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe. That's the science geek in me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Grabbing dinner or drinks with friends, going to a comedy show or ballgame, being antisocial, or going to the zoo and flipping off the monkeys

*bonus points if you get the reference
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Donald Trump tweeted at me once and nearly ruined my life
You should message me if
You think we'd get along, you don't think we'd get along but you really want to hear my Kanye story
The two of us