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My self-summary
I love comics and playing Pokémon. I have a thirst for knowledge, a deep need for personal connections, enthusiasm for technology and gadgets, an overactive libido, and a healthy obsession with Mexican food.

Occupation: Crime fighter, Engineer

Base of Operations: Chicago

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 200 lbs.

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Dark Brown

First Appearance: McNeal Hospital (1987)

Powers: Proportionate strength and speed of a diabetic, blood sugar sense that warns him of danger, ability to draw and do math.

Weakness: Red hair and freckles <3


Richard lived a quiet, sheltered life until the day he attended a routine doctor appointment. A doctor tested Richard's blood sugar, passing along to Richard diabetode-like abilities, such as the ability to have seizures induced by low blood sugar. At first Richard used his powers to make money going into show business. During his short career, a burglar ran past Richard. Not feeling it was his responsibility Richard didn't think much of it. After returning home, Richard found that the same burglar had murdered his comic book collection, and Richard captured the crook at a nearby warehouse. Diabetode the entertainer was no more, but Diabetode the super hero was just beginning. Richard realized with great blood sugar comes great responsibility.

Allies: Insulin

Enemies: Sugar, Carbohydrates

Arch Enemy: Alarm Clock
What I’m doing with my life
I want to publish 'zines and rage against machines.

I am an artist who produces stand up comedy showcases with some cool people. Check us out:

Stand Up Stand Up had a booth and performed live at C2E2 2013. We came back again in 2014. It was a blast both times, and we can't wait for the next one!

Noncomedy Career stuff: I am a CAD Operator aspiring to finish my engineering BS and get certified in operating and programming CNC machines.
I’m really good at
Burning your wicked garden to the ground. myeah

I've got a knack for figuring out technology. I'll often break and subsequently fix my phone in one night while experimenting. I'm an artist with a penchant for being creative. I'm also pretty damned good at math. Let's do some differential equations!
The first things people usually notice about me
My enormous tits

People notice that I'm a kind fella. I'll ask cashiers how they are and tell them to have a fantastic Friday. Pleases and thank yous are in abundance.

I don't actually have boobs, dummy. Keep reading.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How about just favorites in general?

Favorite Books:

For Whom the Bell Tolls, stuff Carl Sagan wrote. I find Harry Potter shallow and repetitive, but I'm okay with the fact that you're probably obsessed with it because I'm sure many things I enjoy are more shallow and repetitive... Porn for instance.

Favorite Comics:

Bone by Jeff Smith, The Crow by James O'Barr, Hate, Sandman by Neil Gaiman, Watchmen, Swamp Thing, Wolverine, Saga

Favorite Artists:

Fiona Staples, Sean Chen, Todd Klein, Steve McNiven, Steve Ditko, John Romita Jr, Jack Kirby

Favorite Music: I love grunge and almost everything from the 90s. Metal is pretty awesome. Classic rock is pretty sweet too. I grew up on oldies. Recently I've gotten into dance and electronic music. Maybe I'll add one of those long, annoying lists of bands I enjoy that nobody reads.

Favorite Food:

burritos, giardiniera peppers

Favorite TV Shows:

Breaking Bad, X-Files, Black Mirror

Holy shit! A R R O W ! best show currently on TV

Favorite Movies:

Highlander, Fist of the North Star, Terminator

Favorite Video Game:

Pokémon! I'm a huge fan of Pokémon, and I'm always looking for more people to play with.
The six things I could never do without

....................and insulin. I'd die without insulin. I have

If you want to know the list of things I need in my life, it's at the top of my self-summary.
I spend a lot of time thinking about




Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
On a typical Friday night I am
What about what I do on an atypical Friday night? And what about the other days of the week? This is clearly OkCupid being bigoted dayists. Hmm, that could be worked into a clever pun.

I think the point of this question is to find out what we do for fun. I like attending comic conventions. I recently started performing at comedy open mics. I want to find some fun physical activity, but I've always been averse to sports.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My social security number is 943-34-5429.
You should message me if

Do you want to live forever?