33 Eugene, United States
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My self-summary
I don't believe in the match system, either we'll be fucking awesome or we'll hate each other.. I don't intend on playing any games.. I'm loyal and respectful.. I joke about things.. a lot. You probably aren't going to read this but rather judge me on my pictures, that's cool.. I did the same thing to you most likely.. I'm seeking someone who is genuine, not trans (no issues, it's just not what I'm looking for) I don't want a poly relationship either, I'm not sure why that's the basis of "matches" I seem to get. I'm not into "little women" I like food and I expect you aren't going to be shy about eating either.

That was a run on paragraph like a mother fucker.. I over punctuate, I work, I drive, I'm stable..

I'm trying this to see what happens, I've used it a couple times and gotten no results.. perhaps I'm too picky, but at least that's almost a guarantee that you aren't going to catch some gross bug. LoL.. I have a fucked up sense of humor, dry, dark, cynical perhaps. If you like that, then stop reading now and just send me a message.. "hello", or "hey" isn't going to cut it, I'll likely respond, but you won't be pleased with the results..

Deep down, I'm sweet, I've been in a few relationships as we all have, and that's why I've ended up here.. being hurtful or deceptive isn't my game.. I want a partner that actually wants my attention, and can reciprocate their feelings.. I like to text, a lot. And snap.. add me zmb5415. Thanks for stopping by. 😊
What I’m doing with my life
I work, and enjoy my weekends.. I do more of one, than the other..
I’m really good at
taking jokes.. BBQ'n, being a good loser, but an even more gracious winner.. eating cold pizza, making sandwiches, organization, disorganization, random facts and trivia.. telling time, counting on my fingers, talking to myself while grocery shopping, falling asleep with my phone, and waking up not knowing where my phone is.. actualization, grooming, and being anxious..
The first things people usually notice about me
My bright green eyes? Perhaps my eyelashes.. they are kinda ridiculous in length, sometimes I get food stuck in them.. I stare a lot also I've been told, it's not that I am special or anything it's because I'm in amazement that some people have lived as long as they have..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most of my reading is reserved for interesting articles, and tid bits about science.. Also, all the inbox messages in planning on getting from you! Haha
The six things I could never do without
A backyard.
My stupid fucking smart phone.
French fries.
Butts.. I really like butts..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How hilarious it is when someone's gag reflex is being put to test... don't be a perv, you know it's funny too..
On a typical Friday night I am
All of these questions are ridiculous.. and most people's answers are relatively similar...with friends, at home watching Netflix.. there is no typical Friday night... just shoot me..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit nothing.. but I'm kind of a freak..;-)
You should message me if
You think seahorses are forever.. if you are interested in men who can pay attention, are sarcastic, can take a joke, and aren't looking to play games, unless of course that game is a board game in which case I'm likely already setting that shit up!