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My self-summary
I'm so hip I can't see over my pelvis.

I try not to take many things too seriously. I mean, I know when something is important and should be treated as such, but I just don't like being serious all the time.

While I've been in Ohio for over 3 years now, I still absolutely think of myself as a new transplant to the state, and some things still seem odd to me. Like, why does everyone seem to own a shirt or hat with an image of this state? Was I supposed to be issued one of those?

I often say dumb things that I find funny, but others may not.

I can also recite Lewis Carroll's poem The Jabberwocky from memory.

I love really lame jokes. Example: Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field.

The best romantic relationship from any media is that of Frank and Sadie Doyle, followed closely by that of Cecil and Carlos.
What I’m doing with my life
The short and disappointing answer is working. I work more than I should, but I don't seem capable of avoiding that.

Aside from that, I go out for drinks and karaoke almost weekly, I swing dance occasionally, and I get into long arguments with my cat about appropriate feline behavior (he always wins).
I’m really good at
Rambling. I'm a champ at that. I also say stupid things really well. So, there's that. And if my profile is anything to go by, I'm apparently good at throwing parenthetical comments into about every third sentence.

I like to think that, for whatever flaws I may have, I'm good at being loyal to the important people in my life. That's gotta count for something, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I tend towards nonfiction more than fiction in my book choices, though I can enjoy both (I also listen to audio books more often than read physical books, it's a curse of having a long commute). In no particular order, my favorite books (or those that have played important roles in my life) are: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Stranger, The Ancestor's Tale, and basically the whole Dresden Files series.

I'm not sure what my favorite movie would be, though just through a look at my movie shelf, I'd have to say either Labyrinth, Thank You For Smoking, The Princess Bride, or The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.

I generally like most music, though I'd have to say Cake is probably at the top of my list. I listen to far too much comedy music (Ninja Sex Party, Garfunkel and Oates), and also sometimes listen to a guy rap about science, philosophy, and ancient myths (Baba Brinkman).

I don't watch a lot of tv, though I generally watch The Daily Show shortly after it airs. I also have a great love of cartoons, and will sit and watch Gravity Falls or Star vs the Forces of Evil with anyone that's interested.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nerdy things. Superheroes, video games, and all those other nerdy things that women just find so irresistible.

My mind is constantly wandering, so sometimes I'll go from thinking about what I want to be doing with my life, to birds, to superheroes, with no discernible path between them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Somehow Fridays have become my night for "me time." That isn't to say that I don't appreciate nightlife, I just don't constrain my debauchery to weekends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dunno, I'm generally pretty open and willing to give up whatever information people ask of me.

I love the smells of fresh pavement and gasoline.

I've never played Dance Dance Revolution, and know I would be terrible at it, but I secretly really want to try it.

I am actually six raccoons in an elaborate costume.
You should message me if
you're interested, I suppose. I mean, I'm not here to tell you what to do or anything. If you want to talk to a somewhat awesome nerd, I'm generally always up for talking or hanging out. Plus, I get bored at work a lot, so sending messages on my phone helps solve that.