30 Tallahassee, United States
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My self-summary
So is it just me or does the dating game these days really SUCK?! I feel like that meme with that dog staring at the computer screen...I have no idea what I'm doing! In the words of Vince Vaughn before he stopped being funny:

Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested but I’m not really interested, or should I play like I’m interested, but I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested, but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested and when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like, well goodnight. You do like that ass-out hug where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close. Do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering, are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels.
What I’m doing with my life
Prosecuting child welfare cases for the State.
I’m really good at
Finding Waldo, people watching, fishing, following baseball, softball, darts, pool, having a random useless fact, identifying 90's songs, my job, sudoku. I can probably make you laugh too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: James Patterson, John Grisham, Carl Hiaasen and Stephen King.

Movies: Anchorman! Anything with Leo DiCaprio (seriously, name one bad Leo movie), all the Tarantino flicks. My go to genre is usually comedy but I'll watch just about anything.

Shows: Sons of Anarchy, Suits, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad.

Music: Alternative rock but most anything except R&B and EDM. I've seen a lot of 90's- early 2000's bands live so that's kinda my thing.

Food: Seafood and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working or going out of town, then I'm either out having drinks with friends and co-workers or catching up on my Netflix.
You should message me if
I messaged you already or you're motivated enough to make this a Sadie Hawkins type gig.