34 Coraopolis, United States
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My self-summary
Nothing like online dating to crush your self esteem and devastate your self confidence! I'm 96% kidding. Seriously though, I've had success in the past meeting some cool people on these sites, so I'd say that the positives outweigh the negatives. It's actually a pretty good way to meet new people.
What I’m doing with my life
(9-5 life) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKlDBi0cyIA

Being an attorney. Trying to lead a healthy lifestyle without being an obnoxious tool about it. Running, playing sports whenever I can. Being slightly neurotic (in a good, "Seinfeld-y" way....I think).

Basically, I go to work M-F, come home, and usually go to the gym in evening. On weekends, gym in the morning, errands/adult crap during the day, relax at home in the evening. So pretty much, it's work/adult responsibilities, gym/fitness, lazy/relax at home. Obviously I like going out with friends too, and doing things when there's fun stuff to do. But mostly, the aforementioned stuff that I'm sure most people would consider boring. I just don't see the point of lying/exaggerating to make my life sound more interesting than it really is.

Quick note: my gym/fitness/sports pursuits are definitely not rooted in dipshit bro culture or "being huge." I've never taken a gym or shirtless selfie in my life. More so, it's a being physically healthy, stress relief, therapeutic, mental challenge, good outlet for slightly neurotic/self-loathing disposition, kind of thing. I also have a bunch of "artsy"/intellectual/nerdy interests. I don't think that the two have to be mutually exclusive.

Ok, enough boring and sanctimonious bullshit.....

Looking for someone to inspire me to recreate this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI

And hopefully not this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJDBos5Vyw (kidding obviously - but if you don't think that this is funny, we probably won't get along)

TABOO ALERT: I both own a tv AND enjoy watching it. This is apparently an extremely unusual, uncultured and uncool activity now.
I’m really good at
Living a structured, disciplined life. Not the most exciting answer, but I think that I'm pretty responsible when it comes to big picture things like work, health and interpersonal skills. The Golden Rule (i.e. treating people the way I'd want to be treated).

Bad puns and dumb jokes.

Pop culture references from the 90's and early 2000's that often elicit blank stares.

Making pies (seriously)
The first things people usually notice about me
Other than obvious things like physical appearance, probably sense of humor? And that I actually listen when someone is talking instead of just waiting for my turn to talk (hate when people do that).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A sampling for each:

Books: autobiographies/biographies, nonfiction, science, history, anything that sounds interesting or funny.

Movies: Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Super Troopers, Idiocracy, This is Spinal Tap, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Step Brothers, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, Event Horizon, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, pretty much anything horror/thriller, sci fi, sometimes the worse the better.

TV: Comedy Bang Bang, @midnight, Kroll Show, Review, Drunk History, Tosh.0, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, stand up comedy, Making a Murderer, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Better Call Saul, sports, The Cosmos, Into the Wormhole, The Universe, history documentaries/shows, pretty much anything nerdy/geeky on the Science, History, National Geographic and Discovery Channels.

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Them Crooked Vultures, Kyuss, Ben Folds, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Pelican, ISIS, Mastodon, Between the Buried and Me, Baroness, Priestess, Wolfmother, Septicflesh, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 90's/early 2000's rap, 60's/Motown, 80's pop, Michael Jackson, Beach Boys, Chicago, Billy Joel, Blood Sweat & Tears, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, JJ Johnson, classic rock, classical music.

Sample Pandora stations: Hall & Oates, Dr. Dre, Slayer, Mozart, Sergey Prokofiev, Barry White. All enjoyed genuinely and unironically.

Podcasts: Nerdist, WTF, Comedy Bang Bang, Fitzdog Radio, Race Wars, You Made It Weird, Joe Rogan Experience.

Food: Yes. For cheat meals/days, all bets are off. Pizza, Burgers, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. Love it all. Definitely not picky.
The six things I could never do without
family/friends (obvious), gym/running/sports, movies, music, Vitamix, pizza and ice cream (the opposite of a Vitamix)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The events of the day, hardcore self psychoanalysis, big philosophical questions, why am I not eating pizza right now, nature vs. nurture, how to become self actualized, why is that guy at work such a douche, is our reality really just a computer simulation, seriously why is that guy at work such a douche, the meaning of life, how zippers work. It's a mixed bag.

We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' HEADS are falling off!!!!!

Also, it's kind of hot in these rhinos......
On a typical Friday night I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZRuAAFcas - This. Except sitting on my couch watching movies/Netflix and eating pizza instead.

Yeah, like I said, obviously I do like going out and doing stuff too. But I'm admittedly a bit of a homebody at this point. More often than not, after a long week I prefer just relaxing at home with some good food and few drinks. Not so much into fighting crowds, and yelling ("talking") to people over obnoxiously loud music in packed bars anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Today at work a guy used the term "bandwidth" in reference to his availability to help on a project ("I'd like to help, but I don't know if I have the bandwidth"). The resulting douche chills almost shook me out of my chair.
You should message me if
You think that we have some things in common, have the same sense of humor, and haven't concluded that I'm the most boring and uninteresting person on the planet (a distinct possibility).

Also, if you're honest, genuine, can be absurd and weird, can laugh at yourself, can roll with the punches, and don't take life (or yourself) too seriously.

Bonus points if the phrase "Too Much Tuna" and/or the names Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland mean anything to you.