Working. Trying to lead a healthy lifestyle without being an obnoxious tool about it. Running, playing sports whenever I can. Being slightly neurotic (think George Costanza).
Basically, I go to work M-F, come home, and usually go to the gym most evenings. On weekends, gym in the morning, usually errands/adult crap during the day, sometimes go out, sometimes relax at home. Maybe kind of boring, but I just don't see the point of lying/exaggerating to make my life sound more interesting than it really is.
Quick note: the gym/fitness/sports stuff is definitely not rooted in dipshit bro culture. I've never taken a gym or shirtless selfie in my life, and have no aspirations (or capability, honestly) of being "huge." It's just a being physically healthy, stress relief, therapeutic, mental challenge, good outlet for slightly neurotic/self-loathing disposition, kind of thing. I also have a bunch of "artsy"/intellectual/dorky interests. I don't think that the two have to be mutually exclusive.
Also, looking for someone to inspire me to recreate this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI
Bad puns and dumb jokes.
Pop culture references from the 90's and early 2000's that often elicit blank stares.
Making pies (seriously)
Books: autobiographies/biographies, nonfiction, science, history, anything that sounds interesting or funny.
Movies: Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Super Troopers, Idiocracy, This is Spinal Tap, Wedding Crashers, Step Brothers, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, Event Horizon, 28 Days Later, Hellraiser, Shaun of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, pretty much anything horror/thriller, sci fi, sometimes the worse the better.
TV: Comedy Bang Bang, @midnight, Kroll Show, Review, Drunk History, Tosh.0, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, stand up comedy, Making a Murderer, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Better Call Saul, sports, The Cosmos, Into the Wormhole, The Universe, history documentaries/shows, pretty much anything nerdy/geeky on the Science, History, National Geographic and Discovery Channels.
Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Them Crooked Vultures, Kyuss, Ben Folds, Brad Sucks, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Pelican, ISIS, Mastodon, Between the Buried and Me, Baroness, Priestess, Wolfmother, Septicflesh, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, 90's/early 2000's rap, 60's/Motown, 80's pop, Michael Jackson, Beach Boys, Chicago, Billy Joel, Blood Sweat & Tears, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, JJ Johnson, classic rock, classical music.
Podcasts: Nerdist, WTF, Comedy Bang Bang, Fitzdog Radio, Race Wars, You Made It Weird, Joe Rogan Experience.
Food: Yes. For cheat meals/days, all bets are off. Pizza, Burgers, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. Love it all. Definitely not picky.
We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' HEADS are falling off!!!!!
Also, it's kind of hot in these rhinos......
Obviously I do like going out and doing stuff too. But I'm admittedly a bit of a homebody at this point. More often than not, after a long week I prefer just relaxing at home with some good food and few drinks. Not so much into fighting crowds, and yelling ("talking") to people over obnoxiously loud music in packed bars anymore.
Also, if you're honest, genuine, kind, can be absurd and weird, can laugh at yourself, can roll with the punches, and don't take life (or yourself) too seriously.