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My self-summary
I'm Ryan, I'm a guy, and I hate my profile. I have a career I'm very good at but I'm not going to bother explaining what digital ad-insertion is (who cares about ads anyway, you're just gonna change the channel). I like dogs, the outdoors, and places that aren't crowded with dbags and hipsters.
What I’m doing with my life
I do tech stuff, and explain tech stuff to people who don't do tech stuff- for them I translate tech stuff to business stuff.
I’m really good at
Anything that I do for a long enough period of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm hard to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Monster At The End of This Book

Movies: So many, and so subjective. The answer to this question is completely dependent upon my mood however, The Big Lebowski is the greatest comedy of all time.

Music: Tool and pretty much anything Maynard James Keenan touches (A Perfect Circle, Puscifer). Also Type O Negative, Daft Punk, Kyuss, QOtSA, Opeth, and Debbie Reynolds.

Food: I'm on a Mediterranean kick lately but honestly I'll eat anything if prepared properly.
Six things I could never do without
My hands

Dreams- and I mean good dreams, sex dreams, nightmares. They make it worth going to sleep at night. I've started recording them when I wake in the hope that some day I'll be able to dream lucidly.

A sense of wonder and curiosity


Family and friends

Only five for me, don't need six things to live... Or did that last one count as two?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing profiles, trying to think of comic and misleading answers to questions that no one cares about anyway.

Why I bother.

Why did I put salt in my oatmeal?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find a reason not to go to sleep
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Love songs make me sad
You should message me if
You made it this far, and are into outdoor activities. I guess if you want me to message you back you should probably message me too.
The two of us