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My self-summary
Pontificating narcissist slowly comes to terms with his own mortality. Lets obscure the finality of our impending doom with nihilistic escapism and recklessly hedonistic self-indulgences.


Honestly just looking for a buddy to do contact improv with...
What I’m doing with my life
Finding the best spots to take grafiti angel wing pics. Hit me up if you wanna make your basic instagram even worse!!!
I’m really good at


finding symbolism in films


Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: goth, darkwave, Jersey club, nola bounce music, southern rap, aloewave, seapunk(R.I.P.🐬) contemporary psychedelic rock like the Black Angles, the Truckfighters, Royal Thunder or Electric Wizard, Black metal, doom metal, metalcore, japanese melodic metal, 80s new wave like the talking heads and the cars, plus i have a nostalgic love for Brand New and blink 182

Books: Foreign Affairs and the Economist magazine. stuff by Kazuo Ishiguro or Haruki Murakami, Richard dawkins, Christopher hitchens, his dark materials trilogy, A song of Ice and Fire, and a bunch of non-fiction history shit.

MOVIES: Green Room, the witch, Victoria, ex machina, It Follows, '71, Shame, Drive, Enter the Void, Spring Breakers, Perfect Blue (r.i.p. Satoshi Kon), Breaking the Waves,
I also tend to like movies by werner herzog or nicolas wending refn or sofia coppola, lars von trier, and old 70s road movies. Like 2 lane black top, Zabrisky Point, and Vanishing Point. Also anime. Lots of anime. I geek out about that shit.

Food: i can cook. but unf. dont get me started. If you offered me *really expensive caviar or a blowjob i'd FOR SURE take the caviar. No question.
Six things I could never do without
Bumper plates and oly bars,
my audible account
a foam roller
A sharp knife
My dick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Camper vans🌾

What to eat

But ωαiτ, ωe all gna dιe τho
On a typical Friday night I am
Nude and rude
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Psychedelics totally changed the way i think about relationships.
You should message me if
You know what seapunk was (R.I.P.)

You are pretty ironic about everything.

But lets be real, girls never message boys here so im not getting my hopes up. Besides, cultural convention dictates that boys must inundate the inbox of every mildy attractive woman on here with blatant propositions for sex, vague impersonal complements she's heard a thousand times, and poorly shot dick pics. Well, when in Rome...
The two of us