This makes me wonder what I'm doing here. If you also find this terrifying and hilarious, we're off to a good start.
Also, one time I threw a middle school themed dance party and when the "Tootsee Roll Remix" came on I did the butterfly so aggressively that I pulled two muscles. It was totally worth it.
And lastly, please be emotionally healthy! If you're not in pursuit of a real connection and a meaningful relationship, please keep it moving. I'm seeking a partner, not a project.