-You found the tiny picture of my face mildly attractive.
-You wanted to see if I was, in fact, mildly attractive by viewing slightly larger, hopefully topless, photos of me. You are pleasantly surprised to find that I am.
-I clicked on your tiny picture to do the same, and you are curious about this mildly attractive guy who checked you out.
-I've summoned the courage to send you an awkward message.
-You have decided, upon further inspection of my pictures you do not find me mildly attractive, and if that's the case, you will not have read this far anyway. Probably your loss. I'm great.
I promise I will write more about myself later. For now: I am a photographer and pro cyclist. I have found this self summary to be sufficient as it covers the big two. I have many friends whom I like very much. I own a Vespa. It is as awesome as you are imagining it to be. I am currently in possession of many books, which I read. Travel, though not a particularly exclusive passion, is undeniably my favorite thing to do on this planet. I think my personality could be described as a shy bravado. It doesn't make a ton of sense to me either. I'm pretty sure I'm funny.
Movies: The Mighty Ducks, etc.
Music: House music is an embarrassing recent favorite of mine. Metal is my first love.
Food: Anything that falls under the blanket of breakfast.