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My self-summary
(Updated 06/05/2017)

"Communication is a lubrication."
- Dr. Emily Morse, probably

I'm pretty chill. You be too.

Looking for someone who enjoys solo dance parties as much as I do.
What I’m doing with my life
How do I teach these kids?
I’m really good at
getting stared at by babies thinking I'm a giant baby.

getting stared at by animals, especially dogs.

telling Dad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
are my beautiful brown eyes, provided that my eyes are open wide enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, Modern Romance, You're Never Weird On The Internet (Almost)

Movies: The Departed, Step Brothers, Ex Machina

Shows: JEOPARDY!, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty

Music: Kendrick Lamar, Brad Paisley, Selena

Food: Chocolate, craft beer, wagyu beef

Need a podcast recommendation? I have tons. #YQY

Also, all of the video and board games.
Six things I could never do without
Friends (try not putting the top two first while not looking like an asshole at the same time)
Females *wink*

Alliteration is the coolest.

Kinda cheated on the fifth one, but you try to think of more f-words that I didn't list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, and what steps I need to get the best out of it.

how small we are compared to the rest of the universe, and what else lies beyond the observable universe. Also, the multiverse.

positive thinking. Or thinking positively.

women. Hey, girl.

how Robert Frost's "Fire and Ice" partly inspired the title for the A Song of Ice and Fire series and was partly inspired by an astronomer.

what we would look like to a two-dimensional being.

what a fourth-dimensional being would look like to us.
On a typical Friday night I am
celebrating the end of the work week by checking out an event in the city or more likely in bed watching TV.
You should message me if
No if. Just message. I'll respond.

The two of us