42Albuquerque, United States
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My self-summary
I just moved back to Albuquerque after a 13 year stint in California. It is nice to be around my family and I really enjoy that there are parking lots here.

I definitely have a sarcastic side and a rather dry wit. I have a hard time finishing jokes without laughing. I have a habit of making fun of myself, but in a good way. I have a strange penchant for 80's rock ballads, the best concert I have ever seen was Snoop Dog with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I laughed until I cried when I read Catch-22, and I sing when I am in the shower.

I have kind of a crazy family who I am close with...especially my twin brother. I have 4 nieces, which my mom is particularly happy about, since she had 4 boys. I also have a disabled brother with who I talk to several times a week...he is probably the most honest person I have ever met. UPDATE: I now have a nephew, who I am sure will be extremely spoiled.

I like to cycle, golf, snowboard, hike and read. I have done a few triathlons and a marathon over the last couple of years and I kind of like this whole exercise thing.

If you want to know anything about me...feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school full time and working when I can.
I’m really good at
- listening
- giving massages
- receiving massages
- reading people
- cheering people up
- grilling (as in cooking, not asking aggressively phrased questions)
- telling jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
- I smile a lot
- I like to laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, The Passage, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, The Shock Doctrine, A Walk in the Woods, The Alchemist, Fear and Loathing, Born to Run and The Slaughter House Five, A Discovery of Witches, Hubris, the Strain, Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse Five

Movies: Snatch, The Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Braveheart, Pulp Fiction, Forest Gump, Old School and Caddy Shack.

TV: Game of Thrones, Entourage, Boardwalk Empire, House, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Californication, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Archer, Shameless, Always Sunny, Real Time with Bill Mahr

Music: The Killers, The Beatles, Paul Simon, Maroon 5, Train, Mumford, 80's rock, 90's rock...just about everything to be honest.

Food: Sushi, Thai, American, Mexican, Italian, Peruvian, In N Out Burger, Japanese
Six things I could never do without
- friends and family
- smiling and laughing
- weekends
- chairs that recline
- hot showers
- sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the next chapter in my will be and with who.

Why I am so prone to purchasing products sold in infomercials. I could probably fill a box with all the junk I have purchased. Actually, The Perfect Sit-up is quite nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
- meeting friends for drinks or dinner
- reading
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the movie Love Actually
You should message me if
As far as the person I am looking for goes... Someone who is laid back like me and has a good sense of humor. I love woman who is independent, but someone who isn't afraid to ask for my help. Someone who has a broad sense of fun, from going to a karaoke bar to just staying home and watching a movie.

Someone who likes to share the Sunday paper. If you're a massage therapist or have a brother on the PGA tour you will get bonus points. There is nothing more sexy than intelligence, but a nice set of legs is a close second.

I am a little weary of someone who has more pictures of their pets on here, than themselves.
The two of us