I definitely have a sarcastic side and a rather dry wit. I have a hard time finishing jokes without laughing. I have a habit of making fun of myself, but in a good way. I have a strange penchant for 80's rock ballads, the best concert I have ever seen was Snoop Dog with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I laughed until I cried when I read Catch-22, and I sing when I am in the shower.
I have kind of a crazy family who I am close with...especially my twin brother. I have 4 nieces, which my mom is particularly happy about, since she had 4 boys. I also have a disabled brother with who I talk to several times a week...he is probably the most honest person I have ever met. UPDATE: I now have a nephew, who I am sure will be extremely spoiled.
I like to cycle, golf, snowboard, hike and read. I have done a few triathlons and a marathon over the last couple of years and I kind of like this whole exercise thing.
If you want to know anything about me...feel free to ask.
- giving massages
- receiving massages
- reading people
- cheering people up
- grilling (as in cooking, not asking aggressively phrased questions)
- telling jokes
- I like to laugh
Movies: Snatch, The Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Braveheart, Pulp Fiction, Forest Gump, Old School and Caddy Shack.
TV: True Blood, Game of Thrones, Entourage, Boardwalk Empire, House, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Californication, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Archer.
Music: The Killers, The Beatles, Paul Simon, Maroon 5, Train, Mumford, 80's rock, 90's rock...just about everything to be honest.
Food: Sushi, Thai, American, Mexican, Italian, Peruvian, In N Out Burger
- smiling and laughing
- chairs that recline
- hot showers
Why I am so prone to purchasing products sold in infomercials. I could probably fill a box with all the junk I have purchased. Actually, The Perfect Sit-up is quite nice.
Someone who likes to share the Sunday paper. If you're a massage therapist or have a brother on the PGA tour you will get bonus points. There is nothing more sexy than intelligence, but a nice set of legs is a close second.
I am a little weary of someone who has more pictures of their pets on here, than themselves.