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My self-summary
My mom can't wait to meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in advertising as a creative (writer). Originally from Oklahoma- grew up in a one horse, zero stoplight town working on the family farm. Lived in Atlanta for a few years, SF for a year, now part time SF/part time Long Beach.

Looking for someone who can challenge me intellectually, creatively, humorously, post-humorously.
I’m really good at
Marymaking... Bloody Marymaking, that is. Doing math problems in my head. Words With Friendsing. I've been told I have a "calming presence". Pretty much down for anything outdoors and trying to learn to surf. Being level-headed/almost never being in a bad mood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told multiple times my spirit animal is a labrador. So.. yeah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food- Jalapenos/salsa/hot sauce on everything. Shrimp, deviled eggs, anything that doesn't require silverware. If not for the harsh judgement of society, I'd just eat one of those giant turkey legs for most meals.

Books- 1984, A Song of Ice and Fire, Flowers for Algernon, World War Z, last few books were Catcher in the Rye and now working on Atlas Shrugged.

Movies- Vanilla Sky, Anchorman, Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Titanic (go ahead- judge me), Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, Tombstone, The Big Lebowski, V for Vendetta, Independence Day on Independence Day.

Shows- 30 Rock, Workaholics, House of Cards, Vikings, Archer, Axe Cop, Eastbound and Down, GOT, Rick and Morty.

Music- A few of my favorites- "Blackbird" as sung by Crosby Stills & Nash, "Foreplay Long Time" by Boston, basically anything from the 80s, 90s country, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"- by that huge Hawaiian guy, anything CCR, "Watchtower"- Jimi Hendrix, "Old Man"- Neil Young, "Ain't No Sunshine"- Bill Withers, "Radar Love"- Golden Earring.
Six things I could never do without
People who think differently than me, a good porter, coffee rubbed rib eyes, Chick-fil-a, sports (football fanatic), dogs, the gay community (I'm not gay, nor have I ever dabbled in their practices, I just really appreciate what they bring to the table).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why OkCupid tells me that "ya'll got issues" but never tells me what those issues are. Don't come to me with a problem, come to me with a solution.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find a tiger to take a picture with/help make my profile look infinitely more cool.

I accidentally went to a club once. It was terrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not have played an uncomfortable amount of Girl Talk and Mall Madness with my sister as a kid.

"You're right, I really like you!"

I also recently went through a brief period of self-identifying as pansexual. But then I found out it doesn't mean one is sexually attracted to Peter Pan.
You should message me if
You got that my self-summary is a joke- my mom probably couldn't care less about you. She is a sweet lady, though.

Your favorite phrase for being pregnant is "with child".

You laughed way too hard at the following joke: What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.

And the serious one: you want to talk about Artificial Intelligence, the Singularity, solipsism, theories of multiple realities/infinite universes/dimensions we can't yet perceive. Pretty much if you want to ponder what it means to exist and where the funk humanity is headed.
The two of us