30Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
To put it out there off the bat:

I'm hoping to find a laid back girl that can handle her liquor, thinks she could survive beyond the first wave of a Zombocalypse, and is almost always up for a video game, board game, Netflix binge session, and random cooking session (mixed with kitchen dance parties).

Now! My self-summary:

I’m a little Ted Mosby, Chandler Bing, April Legate, and Andy Dwyer.

I'm nerdy and I like it. Kind of a home body, and I don’t fight it. Social when I want to be, and good to meet your family.

Low-key situations, dive bars, Netflix binges, and any kind of game... board games, video games, mildly active games (pool, bowling, mini golf, Disc Golf) are some of my favorite simple pleasures in life.

I’m an INFJ… this sums that up pretty well (if awkwardly accurate at points):
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on a youtube channel with multiple series planned for release.

If you're looking for a 9 to 5 guy, that's not me right now. I'm working to create a business and a brand.

I'd love to meet someone that compliments that in some way, especially if that's in the form of skills I don't have.
I’m really good at
Corny dad jokes...

It must be tough for a woman going through her OKC inbox to find a decent message... it's like finding a needle in a "hey"-stack :)

Listening, helping with problems, being considerate/thoughtful, being objective when the situation doesn't pertain to me, writing, creating (all manner of things), contextual/situational humor, cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to say it's my strikingly handsome face and cheerful disposition, but I'd have to guess it's probably my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's see... to name a few...

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Giver, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Golden Compass (and His Dark Materials in general, truly one of the best series of books ever), The Tao of Pooh, Hamlet, the Hunger Games series, the Harry Potter series, and The Watchmen.

Movies: Stranger Than Fiction, The Invention of Lying, The Usual Suspects, Lucky Number Slevin, Serenity, Love Actually, Lego Movie, anything Pixar, anything Marvel, anything Horror, After The Dark.

Shows: Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Firefly, Dollhouse, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Community, House of Cards, Pushing Daisies, Chuck, Sense8, Top Gear, The Grand Tour, Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.

Music: The Avett Brothers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Mumford and Sons, Radiohead, Damien Rice, Ani Difranco, Pink Floyd, and in general classic rock and current alt. rock (along with at least a mild appreciation for just about all types of music).

Food: Pretty much all food is good food... but admittedly I have a weak spot for a good burger, nachos, jalapeño poppers, mozzarella sticks, pizza (with mushroom and spinach favorite toppings)... All the things you probably shouldn't say you love when it comes to impressing someone, but do. Sushi and Chinese food are also great.
Six things I could never do without
Non-Material: Family, Friends, Good Conversation, Personal Thinking Time, Creativity, Randomness.

Material: Music, Words, Computer, Internet (damn do I hate to admit that), Card/Board/Video Games, Writing Implement/Paper (or anything comparable).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophical stuff, political stuff, the next thing I'd like to create/work on, what's going on in the world, what I want for dinner... you know, the usual stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
I enjoy hanging out with friends, playing games, enjoying some drinks, laughs... I'm also up for going out - playing pool, karaoke, trivia, cover bands, original bands (if they sound good, or it's a venue I like), drinks at a dive bar, movies, or anything else that might seem cool/fun... what matters is the company you're with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got both the hey-stack joke and accompanying gif from reddit #NotOP

Overall, I'm a pretty open book, willing to answer basically any question at any point. I just don't see the point in sharing "the most private thing" unsolicited when there's no genuine curiosity behind it.
You should message me if
You should message me if!
- The start of my profile gave you this reaction (or something similar).
- You're looking for someone that you can share some of your interests/hobbies with and vice versa.
- You're looking for an eventual best friend that you can enjoy sexy-fun playtime with. (link SFW)
- You made it this far and you're still reading with some level of curiosity/interest... which is either very concerning, or it means you're insanely awesome. I'm going to guess insanely awesome...

Bonus Points:
You're the type of person that thinks this would be an awesome first wedding dance song, more than likely fully choreographed where the bridal party slowly joins the dance floor, and probably a dance circle during the breakdown toward the end... I may have thought of the ridiculous-awesomeness of this a few times...
The two of us