I lose sunglasses the most. Every one of the pictures on OkCupid features a different set of sunglasses.
I work out. I like to state my opinions so they sound like facts. Dogs are better than cats.
I can build a campfire, make conversation with just about anyone, and can touch my toes to my head in two different directions. I think that pretty much makes me a catch, don't you?
Now where did I put my damn business cards...?
Egyptian Rat Slap.
Not giving up.
Recently, I've gotten really sick of explaining my circus career to people, so when they comment about my shoulders, I either say I'm training to be an MMA fighter or that I'm preparing my body for the zombie apocalypse.
Still Life with Woodpecker,
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare,
Sons of Anarchy
Rick & Morty,
Lil Wayne (warm weather),
Kate Nash (cold weather),
the music my friends make (any weather),
pancakes with dark chocolate covered blueberries (morning)
a nice slab of meat (noon and night).
TV comedies- Parks and Recreation, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia- my new favorite is The League. SO good.
And movies/tv shows about mobsters- The Sopranos (I've seen every episode more than once), Goodfellas, The Godfather... etc.
Also, I spend a lot of time wishing I had a dog.
I haven't seen that friend in almost two years. I miss her.
Also I'm really in to couples. Couples, I'm your unicorn! Hit me up.
I guess I should also get this out of the way right now: Yes. I have a boyfriend. Yes, he's real. (No seriously, he lives in Germany. Seriously, guys. Stop making fun of me. He's real!) And yes, he has oked this OkCupid profile. I'm not looking for another relationship. I'm just looking for cool people who I might have a good conversation with, do some fun stuff with, and, you know, if we both feel like it, bone.