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My self-summary
A bit about me: I'm messy. I rarely know where anything is. I make up for it by only losing my own stuff. Other people's valuables are apparently more important to me than my own.

I lose sunglasses the most. Every one of the pictures on OkCupid features a different set of sunglasses.

I work out. I like to state my opinions so they sound like facts. Dogs are better than cats.

I can build a campfire, make conversation with just about anyone, and can touch my toes to my head in two different directions. I think that pretty much makes me a catch, don't you?
What I’m doing with my life
Hanging from the air, stretching on the ground, teaching people to fly, learning to fall with style, traveling the world, training in the same gym day after day, and partying as hard as I can with the knowledge I'll be doing pull-ups at 9 am the next morning. I'm a professional circus artist... It actually says so on my business card.

Now where did I put my damn business cards...?
I’m really good at
Saying EXACTLY what's on my mind at any given moment (this is both a blessing and a curse).
Egyptian Rat Slap.
Not giving up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm blonde. I have developed shoulder muscles. I have a weird tooth (it's a fake from a boating accident I was in when I was 12, it's not like, gold capped or falling out of my mouth or anything).

Recently, I've gotten really sick of explaining my circus career to people, so when they comment about my shoulders, I either say I'm training to be an MMA fighter or that I'm preparing my body for the zombie apocalypse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Desert Island Selection:
Jurassic Park
Still Life with Woodpecker,
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare,
Philadelphia Story,
Pulp Fiction,
Sons of Anarchy
Rick & Morty,
30 Rock,
Lil Wayne (warm weather),
Kate Nash (cold weather),
the music my friends make (any weather),
pancakes with dark chocolate covered blueberries (morning)
a nice slab of meat (noon and night).

TV comedies- Parks and Recreation, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia- my new favorite is The League. SO good.

And movies/tv shows about mobsters- The Sopranos (I've seen every episode more than once), Goodfellas, The Godfather... etc.
Six things I could never do without
my work, protein shakes, summer time, any alcohol the starts with the letter W, the current generation of female comedians on television, Dan Savage podcasts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing next, food, handstands, stretching, food.
Also, I spend a lot of time wishing I had a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In high school, my best friend and I used to play this game where we would figure out the order we would eat everyone in our group of friends if we were all stranded on a desert island.
I haven't seen that friend in almost two years. I miss her.
You should message me if
We're an 85% match or above. This is my favorite OkCupid feature. When I don't follow it, I always wind up with someone who thinks food stamps exist so that poor people can steal from the government. If I didn't care about having a conversation with you, I'd be Tindering right now.

Also I'm really in to couples. Couples, I'm your unicorn! Hit me up.

I guess I should also get this out of the way right now: Yes. I have a boyfriend. Yes, he's real. (No seriously, he lives in Germany. Seriously, guys. Stop making fun of me. He's real!) And yes, he has oked this OkCupid profile. I'm not looking for another relationship. I'm just looking for cool people who I might have a good conversation with, do some fun stuff with, and, you know, if we both feel like it, bone.
The two of us