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My self-summary
I don't know, it's weird summarizing someone you've always known but never really met. Maybe I should dress up nice and introduce me to myself. Oh, I talk about it, but I never would, I always get so nervous around new people.

I might be a superhero. It's possible because sometimes I wake up and I'm tired and there's a towel in my room and we ALL know towels are basically baby capes. I've tested it, but so far I don't have any "major" superpowers, at least any of the most common ones. I might be impervious to bullets but honestly I'm a bit scared to try.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, at this particular moment I'm WORKING AT A COFFEE SHOP LIKE A BAWS and attempting to move out WHILE enrolling in some part-time classes. That might sound impressive to you, but I assure you, I'm quite lazy.
I’m really good at
~Eating tacos
~Making plane noises in my head whenever I see any sort of aircraft
~Replacing every romance DVD in video stores with copies of "Die Hard" (I think I actually hold the record)
~Gluing things. I'm REALLY good at gluing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a very deep voice.

I daydream a lot, some people must think I'm deaf. I might be but sometimes I'm just not paying attention because they're talking about how I should pay attention while I'm driving or whatever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My bookshelf looks like I've been stealing from a library by letting a spider monkey loose and thieving the first book he lays his hands on.

Movies: If it has explosions/fights/guns/batman in it, and/or makes me laugh, I'll probably enjoy it.

Music: I'm one of those guys that forgets radios exist for like eight weeks at a time so when I finally turn one on again I'm simply delighted by all the new wonderful tunes.
Six things I could never do without
1. My towel
2. Duct tape
3. All-purpose stain remover. Seriously, you just spray a bit and away it goes....
4. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
5. Paint brushes
6. My lucky bottle of Elmer's Glue
I spend a lot of time thinking about
~Winning imaginary arguments
~What superpowers I've left untested
~Who would win in a fight between Ezio Auditore and Batman
On a typical Friday night I am
Well damn. Editing this page, it looks like.

I'm normally not editing this, to be fair. Sometimes I drink tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a big fella. Sometimes I think my shoulders are trying to escape but they've got it pretty good.
You should message me if
You also suspect you might be a superhero! Think of the possibilities!
The two of us