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My self-summary
I have an unnatural obsession with Jews, gay men and TV shows geared towards tween audiences. Deal with it. I'm a nostalgia junkie! I'm mostly in love with anything from the 40s and 50s but really anything from last century (1920s to mid-90s). Halloween is my Christmas. I love pin-up girls, rockabilly boys, and burlesque. I think if I have a "type" it's somewhere between Opie from Sons of Anarchy and Roger Sterling from Mad Men.

If you ask me "beard or no beard?" Beard. Always. Wins.
Dance has been a major part of my life. I started in ballet when I was 3 and even taught for a few years. Now I do shows whenever I can. The things I enjoy most in life are my friends, stand up comedy, movies, circuses/ sideshow freaks, polka dots, anything nautical/ sailor/ocean related, musical theatre, superheroes, going to conventions, watching kids get hurt, my glue gun, making lists, and playing dress up. If you're not smiling in at least one of your pictures I tend to assume your teeth are rotting out of your face. Seriously, who can't smile at least once? Maybe I have a wild imagination. I work 8 days a week. I believe one day it'll pay off. That's good for now, I guess.
What I’m doing with my life
Bedazzling things.
I’m really good at
Decorating things (I'm pretty much an arts and crafts ninja). Remembering that guy that was in that one movie. Coloring inside the lines. Judging. Performing. Gluing shit to other shit. Eating cereal. Arguing until I win. Playing the kazoo. Remembering where I've seen someone before.
The first things people usually notice about me
My retro look?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Inglourious Basterds, The Addams Family(1&2), Blow, Zombieland, Cry-Baby, Dirty Dancing, Some Like It Hot, American Graffiti, Big Fish, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Liberty Heights, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Vertigo, Newsies, Moulin Rouge, anything Marvel Cinematic Universe

The Beatles, Queen, Frank Sinatra, Billy Joel, David Bowie, Elvis, The Beach Boys, Postmodern Jukebox, The Four Seasons, Save Ferris, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Foreigner, Tom Waits, The Baseballs, Cee-Lo, musicals...

Bates Motel, Daredevil, Sons of Anarchy, AHS, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Fringe, It's Always Sunny, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Degrassi, Daria, Pretty Little Liars, That 70s Show. Clone Wars. Mostly amazing shows that got canceled too soon- Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone, Smash, Firefly, Bunheads, Veronica Mars, Doll House, Dead Like Me, Dark Angel...
Six things I could never do without
Red lipstick, shoes, dance, theater, movies, my glue gun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Musicals/ Being on Broadway. Tony Stark. Dancing. How fucking awesome my life woud be if I could teleport. Shoes. Why people still don't understand the difference between "you're" and "your"
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Or at a rehearsal for a show
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've wanted to be Wednesday Addams my whole life. Which means you'll have to compete with my life long crush, Joel Glicker. Good luck with that one.
You should message me if
Chances are I already hate you? Sometimes people surprise me.
The two of us