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My self-summary
Mostly offline until 27/10/2016, if I don’t respond to messages it doesn’t mean you’ve done anything wrong or that anything bad has happened to me, I am just taking some time away from the internet and computers for my mental and physical health.

Don't message me unless you have read my entire profile!

No nude pics, no cybersex, no cam sex. Don't quickly start talking about sex when you message me. I WILL report you if you send me dick pics or explicitly sexual messages that I have not asked for.

Don't message me with any kind of romantic or sexual intention unless you live in or very near Brighton and are willing to meet me in person, I am absolutely not looking for a long distance relationship or cybersex and it doesn't make a difference if you say "I could move for the right person", it's way too big a gamble for me. Also doesn't make a difference if you say you can travel. I wish you good luck finding someone else who wants what you want, but I am not that person.

Quote from my best friend "The only thing bigger than your tits is your heart." I try to live up to that as best I can.

Hello everyone :) I am an intersectional lefty liberal sex positive, body positive fat feminist, looking for two things: a long term committed romantic relationship and nice people to hang out with. If you want to date me then you must

1) Live in or very near Brighton.

2) Be a nice person who consistently respects consent and boundaries.

3) Give a shit about the things I'm passionate about and be the kind of person who would at least sometimes bother to watch, read or listen to something because I recommended it to you.

4) Love my pussy and want to lick it.

5) Be in agreement with me politically about all the stuff listed in my "don't message me if you are" list.

6) Be unbothered by an entirely kink free sex life.

7) Be happy not to have children, as I really don't want them.

8) Love to cuddle.

9) Stay in regular, daily contact with me.

10) Meet me at least once a week.

I think that about sums it up :) If there’s a difference between what my profile says and what my question answers say then go with what it says in my profile as it’s much more current. I might be open to sex and cuddles outside the context of a committed relationship but only if there's a real connection there and it's not just shallow lust, I want people I can have interesting lengthy conversations with and who really care about me, feel deeply about me and show it in their words and actions, and the kind of trust that would lead to letting someone into my home or my bed takes time to build up, especially in the context of online dating.

I don't drink, smoke or take drugs but have no problem with those who do, it's your body and it's not gonna stop me being your friend or even necessarily stop me dating you as long as it doesn't stop you from treating me and other people with respect. I think that people being in jail for smoking weed or having some in their possession for personal use is appalling. I don't really do ethical consumerism because of disabilities and mental health issues meaning I have to put taking care of my mental and physical health first, but I do care about the issues it seeks to address.
What I’m doing with my life
Baking, cooking, watching cartoons, reading comics, learning Spanish, meaning to go to the beach and then not going in the end, chilling in cafes, doing laundry, remembering to brush my teeth. Honestly mostly just taking it one day at a time, horribly cliche though that is. Also trying to do a wider range of things with my time and try more new things as I don't want to feel stuck in a rut so I'm giving myself a gentle but firm nudge on the arse with my metaphorical foot to encourage myself to make the best of life.
I’m really good at
Getting glitter on my clothes when doing arts and crafts. Chopping onions. Whistling. I can draw pretty cool pictures and write pretty cool short things like poems and flash fiction sometimes :) And I'm not half bad at cooking and baking, though I've still got a lot to learn.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my face, isn't that what people usually notice? Perhaps my fat or my massive tits that go all double boob in ill fitting bras :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like anime and manga and comics and cartoons and animation from around the world outside of those definitions. But anime that panders to male otaku is fucking creepy with all the underage fanservice and general body fascism and misogyny towards women who don't meet the beauty ideal (and women who do as well), also not massively keen on anime that pander to female otaku with a cast of generically attractive men with the same face either, there's probably the odd exception but quite a bit of that stuff is just stupid (and in some cases creepy also). Mainstream shonen's also mostly just a source of eyerolling for me, so please take your titans and sword arts somewhere else. I do like shoujo and josei and seinen (when it's not being disgusting), and Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 is a work of sublime genius popular entertainment goodness. Here's a snapshot of things I have recently liked and a few all time favourites:

Recently read Fruits Basket and loved it to bits. Currently watching the anime version and all the live-action films made before 1970 in my DVD collection.

Radio and Book versions of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Autumnlands
Twin Spica
Banana Fish
Hideaki Anno
Spice and Wolf Novels
Kino's Journey anime and novels
Nodame Cantabile anime
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Ouran High School Host Club anime
Shinichiro Watanabe
Noir (the anime)
The Flowers of Evil anime and manga
Cartoon Network and DCAU
Futurama + The Simpsons
Soviet Bloc animations, they watch YOU and you love it :D
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (but Joss Whedon's handling of race is shit)
Various 90s UK comedy series
Rise of the Guardians (I love this and think critics didn't give it the amount of praise it deserved, I also loved The Book of Life, seems like Guillermo Del Toro is good at producing animated films ^^ )
The Muppets
A good teen movie
The Naked Gun
Finding Dory (seriously it was perfect and magical and just OMG X3 <3 )
Musicals (saying you don't like them just makes you sound like you're no fun to me)
Electric Six (I’ve met Dick Valentine twice!)
All sorts of pop, RnB, soul, and quite a bit of mostly female fronted country (that's right white cis het dudes who only listen to metal and rock, run screaming in the other direction with your dicks between your legs and take your superiority complex with you! Note this does not apply to you if you don't have a superiority complex about it.)
Jazz, but I'm a novice
Queens of the Stone Age (Songs for the Deaf is godlike).
Rufus Wainwright

I dislike spices and refuse to try snails or any other mollusc. Fried onions are heavenly.
The six things I could never do without
Here's a list of things I would really struggle to do without:

Human rights
Freedom to wank
Friends and family
Love in all it's forms
Entertaining, mentally stimulating media
Good food
Computer and internet
A washing machine (washing clothes by hand is bad for your back and takes ages).
A shower
Baby wipes (really handy for all sorts of stuff)
Cough sweets that numb your throat so the tickly cough stops. Damn you tickly cough! *shakes fist*
The really basic stuff like water and oxygen and so on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, food, finding true love, my friends and if they're ok, how I can be a better friend. Also human rights issues and "did I definitely remember to lock the door and turn the oven off?" Lots of stuff really. I'm not listing it all 'cause I think faster than I type.
On a typical Friday night I am
1. Having a me party!
A party by myself
A me party!
I don't need nobody else.

I'm having a me party!
I'm the first and last to show!
There's no one at this party
That I don't already know!

2. Worshipping in Hozier's Pagan Church of Gay.

3. Soberly trying to convince drunk strangers that my best friend once slept with a Power Ranger and wrestled a bear, but that's usually on other nights of the week.

4. Relaxing in front of the TV/computer.

5. Sleeping.

6. Suggestions? Let's meet up and do something!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I might like FLAC audio files more than sex. Dat lossless sound quality.

More "seriously" I have ADHD and I'm on the autistic spectrum, these things don't define who I am but if you want to associate with me you have to accept them.
You should message me if
Reasons it would be a good idea to message me (if you want to):

If we're looking for the same sort of things and share some common interests, also, important note about meeting me in public vs. at my house:

You must be willing to meet in public at least a couple of times before being invited back to my place, by which I mean that I'm not going to invite you back to my place on a first meeting and you have to respect that boundary, I'm not saying I consider you contractually obligated to come back to my place after a couple of dates if you don't feel comfortable, it's up to you what you do or don't and I will respect your boundaries, however if you do not feel comfortable coming into someone's home for a long time after meeting them I would also prefer you told me that early on as well.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you are any of the following: anti-abortion, anti-choice (and I mean the choice of the person who is actually pregnant, if you believe that the person who only contributed a sperm should be able to veto the decision of the person who is actually pregnant with the fetus about whether to have an abortion or not, then fuck off and take your misogynistic bullshit with you, yes a pregnancy results from two people but the one who is actually pregnant is the one doing 99% of the work and taking on all the risks to their health and life, the other one just has an orgasm, they don't have to worry about getting diabetes or a torn clitoris or the agony of childbirth or throwing up every morning), pro-death penalty, pro-torture, anti-welfare, anti-socialized healthcare, anti-feminist, anti-womanist, transphobic, homophobic, fat-phobic, pro-censorship, rape apologist, victim blaming, racist, xenophobic, Islamophobic (yes it is a religion and religion has a lot to answer for but mindless demonization of all Muslims is entirely unwelcome within my friendship/romantic/sexual partner circle), sexist or ableist (if you think people with low IQs shouldn't reproduce then fuck off Nazi), anti-immigrant/anti-immigrants who are here illegally but are not a threat to anyone's human rights or safety, a tory, a UKIP supporter, right wing. I will at best ignore you and at worst give you a right verbal bollocking.

Don't message me if you're going to ask me what I do for a living/what my job is. I'm disabled and have mental health issues and that's why I don't have a job and that's all I have to say on the subject.

Don't message me if you're going to ask me if I'll talk to you on this or that other messaging app or site when we've only just started talking. If you're not willing to use OKCupid to communicate with me then leave me be.

Don't message me if you're expecting kinky sex, I have no interest in anything kinky and also don't want to give or receive anything involving arses. To each their own, but I'm vanilla, and do not enjoy teh buttsecks.

Also please do not message me if you are the type of man who believes women owe you sexual/romantic attention because you are "a nice guy".