How silly. Witty. Quirky.
"You have beautiful blue eyes!"
Nope. They are green.
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk.
Anything by Dr. Suess.
Movies are something else. I have what are considered the greatest movies of all time only to enjoy watching the worst ones feasible. Now that is popcorn worthy.
-Faking one of the above to go do something else.