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My self-summary
My name is Sam, and welcome to Jackass. I'm really bad at taking stuff seriously. I'm the type of person who goes wherever the wind takes me, I love meeting new people and going to new and exciting places, which most of the time time just happens to be my couch. Is it bad that I can't name a single hobby I have? I feel like it is... Uhmmm I guess I can see myself scrapbooking at some point in my life. I also had everyone of the state quarters collected back when I was like 8, but then I spent them all on ice cream or something. I guess I like playing video games but I don't really play them all that much anymore. I also have started working out regularly and I guess I enjoy doing that, but i dont really have a passion for it (wish I did), I was just sick of looking like a 50 year old college student...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a senior at the Milwaukee School of Engineering studying Construction Management, I also cook at a bar to pay the bills. I also just recently got a summer internship working in the office at a manufacturing company, its my first time working at a desk and it is really weird, I like it, I just find myself glancing towards a camera that isn't there pretty often, its like The Office, except way more boring.
I’m really good at
cooking, making people laugh, not giving a fuck, having a movie quote for almost any occasion, figuring out peoples celebrity doppelgangers, making an ass out of myself, making 10 episodes in a row on Netflix seem like nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My complete and total inability to grow facial hair
Maybe my permanently rosy cheeks
Also my Stats teacher told me I looked like Adam from Workaholics on the first day of class...
If I let my hair grow out for too long, me and my mom have the same haircut....
The totally badass wolf t-shirt I am probably wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Hot Rod, Anchorman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Die Hard, Thats my Boy, Happy Gilmore, Rock of Ages, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, Airplane, Caddyshack, Animal House, Gone in 60 seconds(or any nic cage movie for that matter), Anything with Clint Eastwood, The Bourne Identity, Austin Powers, Star Wars, Star Trek, T2, The Breakfast Club, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and anything with Tom Cruise

Book: Catcher in the Rye: its the only book where I have ever connected so well to the main character

Music: Led Zeppelin or Guns N' Roses are tied for my favorite band of all time (cool GnR not new crappy GnR...) if they play it on 96.5 chances are good that I love it. I have a weird love/hate relationship with country that I'm not going to get into right now. I also would like to mention I have a decent collection of vinyl that I am very proud of... I swear I'm not a hipster, even though I've been listening to mostly 88.9 lately radio wise

Shows: Workaholics, Always Sunny, The Simpsons, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Chuck, Seinfeld, Supernatural

I have MANY more favorite movies and shows and music but I don't think you ladies honestly care...
The six things I could never do without
food, water, shelter, my mom and dad's unprotected sex, air, and Led Zeppelin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel, it hurts my head trying to understand how it works but someday I will perfect it and use it to see Led Zeppelin perform live and also to cockblock Freddie Mercury so he doesn't get AIDS.

Also will I ever graduate, rush hour traffic, climbing the corporate ladder, and the government's cover up of extraterrestrials

Whether or not jet fuel can melt steel beams.

Why nobody smiles around here
On a typical Friday night I am
listening to the kind of music she doesn't like (definitely not a T-Swift reference)

Dancing with myself

Spending time with dear friends, either cocktailing or solving mysteries with our talking dog

Ordering pizza and watching Ninja Turtles II

Watching Netflix or playing video games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I might be drunk right now...
You should message me if
You have yet to drive in a 1988 Ford Ranger...

You are NOT actually an old bald dude trying to have your way with me.

You aren't two midgets in a trench coat.... It's not that I have anything against midgets I'm just a one lady kinda guy.

You wanna be my sugar momma.