Maybe my permanently rosy cheeks
Also my Stats teacher told me I looked like Adam from Workaholics on the first day of class...
If I let my hair grow out for too long, me and my mom have the same haircut....
The totally badass wolf t-shirt I am probably wearing.
Book: Catcher in the Rye: its the only book where I have ever connected so well to the main character
Music: Led Zeppelin or Guns N' Roses are tied for my favorite band of all time (cool GnR not new crappy GnR...) I have a weird love/hate relationship with country that I'm not going to get into right now. I also would like to mention I have a decent collection of vinyl that I am very proud of... I swear I'm not a hipster, even though I've been listening to mostly 88.9 lately radio wise
Shows: Workaholics, Always Sunny, The Simpsons, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Chuck, Seinfeld, Supernatural
I have MANY more favorite movies and shows and music but I don't think you ladies honestly care...
Also rush hour traffic, climbing the corporate ladder, and the government's cover up of extraterrestrials
Whether or not jet fuel can melt steel beams.
Starting an illicit operation bringing delicious wisconsin beers across the border
Dancing with myself
Spending time with dear friends, either cocktailing or solving mysteries with our talking dog
Ordering pizza and watching Ninja Turtles II
Watching Netflix or playing video games
You are NOT actually an old bald dude trying to have your way with me.
You aren't two midgets in a trench coat.... Seriously, that is NOT happening again...
You wanna be my sugar momma.