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My self-summary
Yo! So yes, I am in fact Sam! The one, the only original flavored Sam. All those other Sams are just posers. The Helstrum thing is just a remnant from a nerdy screen name back when I was a kid and it still sounds cool. Hmm, perhaps I am still just a bit nerdy.

Onto me! I am in my mid-twenties, no thanks to that immortality potion I traded the family cow for. As can be deduced I am a sarcastic fuck, serious business is depressing. I am going to be typing I a lot I can see. Okay so yeah... I live a fairly active lifestyle, love hiking/camping/jogging. Really into MMA and wrestle like a pro. I will admit now lest it become thorn in the paw, I am a closet nerd. I try to hide it, keep it hidden, keep it safe... but occasionally it leaks out.

I love food! Unfortunately food has this tendency to be awful for me and so I have a bit of a paunch that I am embroiled in constant battle with. Depending on what's going on in my life I range from 175 to 205. Let me tell you, retail job right next to a Jack in the Box does not help! Why can't we have a healthy fast food alternative already! So yeah you might also notice I can soapbox when I am not paying attention... So there's that.

I want to meet a girl who wants to have fun and do stuff all the time. I want to go hiking, hit a movie, out for dinner. I want a girl who is looking to enjoy life. I am a dude who is always striving to better himself and I want a girl who wants the same for herself. Insofar as interests, I am interested in what you want me to be and I ask only for your patience for my nerdy hobbies.

I have a tendency to shoot myself in the foot then stick it in my mouth when I first meet a chick so that's why I am trying something new here.

P.S. I am addicted to the roll the dice button so I was on your profile thats probably why... or you were just too hawt not to check out.

P.P.S. Also what is up with this whole enemy thing? I mean seriously a lot of the chicks on here apparently are my arch-nemisisesses... Nemisi? Nemisisi?
What I’m doing with my life
Not really all that much at this time. Kinda want to move to Seattle so I am saving up but aside from that just enjoying life or at least trying to!
I’m really good at
I am actually very good at painting, trivia, eating, and recognizing good songs very quickly. Also exaggerating.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome mug. Not my coffee one either. Hmm, perhaps it's my sardonic humour, or that I spell some things with British accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kinda illiterate so not much in this category. In truth I just can't pick out any books. Tend towards existential or grim/dark.

Movies: Die Hard, Rocky, Fight Club, First Blood, Predator, Aliens, Zombieland, The Expendables, Super Troopers, Iron Man, Ong Bak, Dr. Strangelove, 12 Angry Men, Up, The Thing, Inglorious Basterds

Shows: Californication, Harvey Birdman, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Recreation, No Reservations, The Venture Brothers, The Ultimate Fighter, Psych, Top Gear, The League, Iron Chef, Frasier, Seinfeld, FOOTBALL!!!

Music: The Who, Foo Fighters, System of a Down, Audioslave, Gnarls Barkley, Led Zeppelin, Flogging Molly, Bush, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, The Rolling Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blue Oyster Cult, Queen, Pearl Jam, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Rage Against the Machine, White Zombie, Rammstein, Radiohead, R.E.M., Queens of the Stone Age, The Smashing Pumpkins, Them Crooked Vultures, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Pink Floyd, RUSH, The Offspring, Nirvana, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse, Motley Crue, Modest Mouse, Metallica, The Ting Tings, The Killers, Kansas, Guns N' Roses, Gordon Lightfoot, Franz Ferdinand, The Doors, Dio, Depeche Mode, etc...

Food: All of it! Om nom nom. Uh... I guess American... Yeah, I'd go with that.
Six things I could never do without
2: Cardio!
3: Food!
4: Friends!
5: Strength Training!
6: iPhone!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Working out and food. Pretty much it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Same thing I do every Friday Night, try and take over the world. Nah, I hang out with me mates every Friday night after work and we go out adventuring till the Saturday morning. This usually involves Silvercity, drink, followed by feats of strength!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The scars on my hands were from when I thought it would be cool to teach myself how to juggle knives... Turns out it totally was!

Oh yeah, the movie Up... So that made me cry. Like seriously I lost all of my accumulated man points in the first 15 minutes of that movie. Ever see a grown man cry as he empathizes for some pixels on a TV? It aint pretty.
You should message me if
You wanna hang out, grab a bite, or see a movie! I'm open most evenings with my work schedule.
The two of us