Onto me! I am in my mid-twenties, no thanks to that immortality potion I traded the family cow for. As can be deduced I am a sarcastic fuck, serious business is depressing. I am going to be typing I a lot I can see. Okay so yeah... I live a fairly active lifestyle, love hiking/camping/jogging. Really into MMA and wrestle like a pro. I will admit now lest it become thorn in the paw, I am a closet nerd. I try to hide it, keep it hidden, keep it safe... but occasionally it leaks out.
I love food! Unfortunately food has this tendency to be awful for me and so I have a bit of a paunch that I am embroiled in constant battle with. Depending on what's going on in my life I range from 175 to 205. Let me tell you, retail job right next to a Jack in the Box does not help! Why can't we have a healthy fast food alternative already! So yeah you might also notice I can soapbox when I am not paying attention... So there's that.
I want to meet a girl who wants to have fun and do stuff all the time. I want to go hiking, hit a movie, out for dinner. I want a girl who is looking to enjoy life. I am a dude who is always striving to better himself and I want a girl who wants the same for herself. Insofar as interests, I am interested in what you want me to be and I ask only for your patience for my nerdy hobbies.
I have a tendency to shoot myself in the foot then stick it in my mouth when I first meet a chick so that's why I am trying something new here.
P.S. I am addicted to the roll the dice button so I was on your profile thats probably why... or you were just too hawt not to check out.
P.P.S. Also what is up with this whole enemy thing? I mean seriously a lot of the chicks on here apparently are my arch-nemisisesses... Nemisi? Nemisisi?
Movies: Die Hard, Rocky, Fight Club, First Blood, Predator, Aliens, Zombieland, The Expendables, Super Troopers, Iron Man, Ong Bak, Dr. Strangelove, 12 Angry Men, Up, The Thing, Inglorious Basterds
Shows: Californication, Harvey Birdman, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Recreation, No Reservations, The Venture Brothers, The Ultimate Fighter, Psych, Top Gear, The League, Iron Chef, Frasier, Seinfeld, FOOTBALL!!!
Music: The Who, Foo Fighters, System of a Down, Audioslave, Gnarls Barkley, Led Zeppelin, Flogging Molly, Bush, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, The Rolling Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blue Oyster Cult, Queen, Pearl Jam, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Rage Against the Machine, White Zombie, Rammstein, Radiohead, R.E.M., Queens of the Stone Age, The Smashing Pumpkins, Them Crooked Vultures, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Pink Floyd, RUSH, The Offspring, Nirvana, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse, Motley Crue, Modest Mouse, Metallica, The Ting Tings, The Killers, Kansas, Guns N' Roses, Gordon Lightfoot, Franz Ferdinand, The Doors, Dio, Depeche Mode, etc...
Food: All of it! Om nom nom. Uh... I guess American... Yeah, I'd go with that.
5: Strength Training!
Oh yeah, the movie Up... So that made me cry. Like seriously I lost all of my accumulated man points in the first 15 minutes of that movie. Ever see a grown man cry as he empathizes for some pixels on a TV? It aint pretty.