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My self-summary
I'm Samantha. I claim cyborg status (I have internal metal). I am English, well spoken, and often garnish my responses with a heavy dose of sarcasm.

Former Bottlenose Dolphin Research Scientist (used to stare at water a lot) and trained and registered Marine Mammal Medic (spent a day throwing myself on top of a plastic seal and carrying heavy things into the sea).

I have a B.Sc. (Honours) in Zoology. Currently reading for an M.Sc. in Wildlife Management and Conservation, with plans to apply for Ph.D. in the fields of marine biology and conservation in the near future. Before then I'm hoping to get lost somewhere horrifically remote on more research expeditions, to do stuff like count monkeys and risk death by jungle-monster.

Intensely into wildlife photography. Passionate about wildlife conservation. Ambitious. Contradict myself continuously. Own far too many books and my bedroom is beginning to look like a rainforest for plants. Once cycled home a bit drunk at 2am on an old fashioned bicycle with a basket, dressed up in an alligator suit. Hate fireworks, love cake.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting up insanely early to work out. Eating dates (the food, not the people - I'm not on here to find people to eat, I use other sites for that). Overdosing on documentaries in a bid to waste time until I find the perfect Ph.D./research expedition to take on. Following hedgehogs.
I’m really good at
The science thing and loving my plants.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome sense of style when it comes to face wear.
My incredible eyes.
My fabulously straight teeth.

My modesty...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
EVERYTHING. Except, food wise, I'm a vegan. Look at it this way... you get to dominate over all the bacon, cheese, and jelly sweets. You lucky thing.
Six things I could never do without
My intelligence. My sanity. Animals. The freedom to practice on my worldly beliefs. Wondrous variety. Cake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Having magical powers. Eating cake. Dolphins. Cats. Going back to bed. Every time I have ever embarrassed myself (this can consume a lot of time). Why my hair has decided to join the majestic male lion as a style icon. Whether the screws in my leg will ever unscrew themselves and angrily burst through my skin. Shark-headed-hyena-monsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Participating in something I'll regret later.

Or rocking it up with science fiction and avoiding the general public.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend a lot of my time staring at insects down a microscope and talk to my pets in a truly embarrassing voice. Don't judge. But I also own Superman pyjamas and have trekked through rainforests, so balance is restored.

I've walked into more walls than I can count. There is no balance restoration for this.
You should message me if
You have/are:

A touch of ego. Slightly arrogant. Good understanding of sarcasm. Fantastic hair, teeth, and smile. Taller. Adventurous. Wants to do interesting things. Wants to save the world. Likes animals. Manly. Well dressed. Intelligent. Prince Charming with a crown, a horse, a castle and a sword for cutting down zombies.

I understand not all these things are attainable at once.

Hint for you:

I like men to make the first move (a semblance of old fashioned yearning that has been seared into my brain, probably by the numerous movies, books and stories I absorbed throughout my mercilessness teenage years.... tragic, but true).

Send me something interesting/unique/cool/abusive. Or don't. Up to you. If I don't reply please don't be offended, you're just not the one for me.
The two of us