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My self-summary
I am currently seeing the literal love of my life. NBD. So if you want to talk to me, message me but I'm off market.

Well, I've decided that I'm pretty fantastic. I am super down to earth and usually very relaxed. I love to write. Honestly the easiest way to get to know me is to actually get to know me. Also, I love the smell of old books.

I kinda find this whole e-meeting people thing to be silly but I am here so...I like silly. What can I say.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I spend a huge amount of time reading and writing. I also hang out with a few friends most of the time. Over all, I guess you could say I'm on sabbatical.

Currently I am reading some S. M. Stirling but I am always working on my man crush of Sir Terry Pratchett, whom I consider to be the greatest boon upon modern literature. The Queen apparently agreed with my assessment. Given our similar taste in literature, I've decided that I should obviously be some sort of adviser to Her Majesty. If you would like to assist in my letter writing campaign send me a self addressed stamp envelope with as much cash as you would like.
I’m really good at
answering questions like this. Additionally, I am fairly pleased with how good I am at....well honestly, I don't have an answer to this. Things I do are largely subjective and thus you'd have to see it done to decide.

However since the question is here I might as well tell you I am amazing at being confident. However I can't help but get nervous on dates. Which makes me talkative. Which in turn makes me nervous because I say whatever I feel like because I have no filter. It is really a vicious cycle.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I have glasses. That is fairly noticeable. Outside of that, however, most people notice that I am very snarky.

(You should be excited. I used three exclamation marks.)
The first thing I look for on people, especially young ladies, is piercings. I don't know why but I think that body modification, if done tastefully, is the single most attractive thing ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Basically, I like any zombie movies. I also am pretty pro nerdy shows. I am actually a very nerdy young man and haven't mentioned it till now to see if you're actually reading this. ha.

Music is a tricky subject to me. I don't, as a general rule, like music. No no, keep reading. I do make several exceptions to that rule so it really is more of a guideline. I used to be pretty into hardcore but have since migrated to pop. Yes, that is a slight change.

Food is a thing I adore. Not eating mind you, because that whole process is disgusting. I do like to cook though. I will try to make anything you want. Additionally I find that cooking with a date or a partner can be very intimate and a ton of fun.
Six things I could never do without
I find this question to be totally ridiculous. I am far too practical to answer this correctly. I'll do my best to give it the old college try though.
1. Sarcasm.
2. My nerdy hobbies.
3. Night time.
4. Gum. Not because I like to chew gum but because I like to make origami out of the wrappers.
5. Cats. They are snarky and mean and fluffy. How is that not the best.
6. Terrible, terrible pop music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to do at the end of the world. Yeah I know how that sounds and I'm the first to admit it is totally crazy but that is my one weak point where I take a sharp right from reality and go off into my own little world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well I usually wake up around 4 p.m. on Friday so I guess that my whole day Friday is technically Friday night. So you know, breakfast. Go hang out with some friends and play Magic. Then head to a party or something similar. Then home by like 5 to write till about 8 or 9 a.m. then go to sleep before the sun gets too bright.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I love love love bad pop music. I know, its awful, but Ke$ha, Dev, or 3OH!3 win all the horses in my book.*

*note: these are not real horses. Real horses cannot fit into books without a lot of effort.
You should message me if
you want to know more. or if I peaked your interest in any way. or if you just want to talk.

If your coat is sort of a brownish color.

If you made it through all the crap above.

If you can accept that I don't want to settle down; I want to share my life with someone for a while and see where that takes me.

Also, I'm sure if I like you, you'll break my heart. No fear.
The two of us