Sarcastic and funny. I crack a lot of jokes.
Educated and intelligent. A potential partner must be of the same, or higher, intelligence level.
I'm a nerd/dork/geek. Comics, cosplay, sci-fi movies, fantasy books, video games, science, pop culture in general, etc. Nintendo fangirl. I'm a newly converted comics geek.
People will sometimes call me a bitch because I'm headstrong and I don't pussyfoot around shit. I'm blunt to a fault sometimes. I won't apologize for it.
General Important Facts:
I am short and fat. My curly hair is naturally blonde but currently red. My glasses are necessary, not vanity. I have food allergies and am mildly asthmatic.
I have enough books to fill a library. And then some.
I love to travel. I spent three weeks in Europe with a duffel bag and a friend when I was 19. I've seen almost every US state and around Mexico. Did a two week stint in Australia during the summer of 2013. Looking to South America or India next.
I love Twitter for no other reasons than humor, boredom, and getting the chance to exchange hellos with a celebrity. Find me @TheSamMoon.
In case you're curious, my username was coined while I was a young undergrad and a member of a sorority. That sorority kicked me out my senior year and OkC doesn't allow free profile name changes.
Instead, I'm working full time at my folks' supermarket as the second in command (my older sister is my boss) and exploring my options.
writing, witty banter, laughing, baking/cooking, wasting time, getting things done, singing along to songs I've never heard before, creating things, video games, charming strangers, making new friends, making awkward situations fun and interesting, predicting the results of Olympic events, picking up my phone two seconds before it rings, home decorating, artsy crafty things, making jokes that no one else thinks are funny, interpretive dancing in the car, customer service.
Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Singin' in the Rain, anything Disney, Mean Girls, Clueless, 90s/2000s teen comedies. Musicals in general. Probably to an excessive extent. I like singing and quote-alongs.
TV Shows: The Big Bang Theory. Criminal Minds. American Horror Story. Friends. Supernatural. How I Met Your Mother. Face Off. One Tree Hill. Shameless. OITNB. Gilmore Girls. The Walking Dead. Talking Dead. The Pioneer Woman.
Music: My playlists focus on indie and alternative with a dash of classic rock and acoustic. I cling to the emo bands born between 2003-2008 and have a soft spot for classical and easy listening/jazz.
Artist of the Week: I'm really into Bob Dylan lately.
Food: Italian, along with mild Indian foods. If you can cook Indian food, please teach me. Sushi. I want a sushi burrito, like, yesterday.
2. Personal hygiene supplies
4. My local coffee shop
5. A good bra
6. My glasses
If I'll ever find someone who likes me for who I am on any given day, not for who they think I have the potential to be. Or who they want me to be.